The Facebook Messenger Android app user experience:
- App fails to update, so you have to reinstall it.
- You login and have to accept all the bullish terms of service again.
- The loading wheel gets stuck so you have to restart the app and do it all a second time.
- It tries to download your language and fails, so you have to click “download again” and wait for the app to slowly crunch everything together.
- Now you can finally use the fucking webapp.