But apparently dead people have seen some fucked up shit and one has to deal with that somehow. The unstable break or become alcoholics.
Iâve known necromancers, seen them animate simple dice, give life to a magnifying glass to help in finding beauty. I donât see the evil.
The descendants of Jonahâs Whale have started a shuttling service. Ferry to Atlantis for the price of a flight. And donât eat the ferryman.
A heavy cable is hanging from that storm cloud, ending in a power plug at my feet. I feel like itâs a bad idea to unplug it right now.
in your backyard is a pond of kerosene and in the morning, tiny jet planes come to drink
wear glass chainmail to protect against laser swords
images of these predators (for us, indistinguishable from normal fire) are carved on some furniture to scare off the gentler vegetarian fire
Unsure what to expect, you enter the freak show. Beautiful people are pointing at you with curious disgust in their faces.
I got time to kill, he says, loads his shotgun with gears and springs and disappears through the clockâs smashed face.
thick clouds pervade the tanasinn dens in the data havenâ”you hear the junkiesâ muffled cries and someone is trying to sell you ringtones
âwhy are you wearing his face WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON MEâ âI-I did not expect our faces to swapâ âWHY AAAAHâ
what if the first kiss between two people exchanged their faces?â”â”she comes up to you, âhey, want to trade?â [you try to ignore her stubble]
alien magic betrays their own perceptual biases, so it is incompatible to ours and exactly as incomprehensible as their minds
fascinating possibility: we really are made in the world soulâs image because its own kind are the patterns it is disposed to see
Commuting to work. To my right is an unfamiliar sea. The city comes into view, all the buildings are on stilts now, some are walking around.
fake fire that mimics real fire to protect itself against predators
naming jelly to a tree
Now that the cells are specializing, we do the same: Those living on the brain become prone to brooding, those on the skin grow scales.
We failed to stop the comet but then, it simply sank into the crust. We were relieved until a year later, Earth split in two. Then four.
attach a plant fibre cable to the tree and tap into the secret forest radio: news from the front, fungus warnings, bird songs, tree dating
Violins nurse their young with a special milky song. To hear it, steal their mewling children and place surrogates in their stead.
Anybody wants to do a PR for twtxt?
Anybody wants to do a PR for twtxt?
Turned out there were many equivalent theories of everything, but each appealed to a different audience and required another consciousness.
The tiger is patterned/blank, striped in words and spaces, to hide better in books. It preys on weak sentences and unsuspecting readers.
You would think that gutting and frying one would work? Thatâs what the sewer dwellers used to think! No such luck.
Do we really need to scale? How many people can you follow, read and respond to? And websockets could really help.
And we can support multiple transport mechanism and thereâs no reason to not upload you twtxt to multiple backends.
@kas@enotty.dk Iâm pretty sure i would never have tried twtxt if Zeronet had been a dependency. Though i definetely have to check zeronet!
Do we really need to scale? How many people can you follow, read and respond to? And websockets could really help.
And we can support multiple transport mechanism and thereâs no reason to not upload you twtxt to multiple backends.
@kas@enotty.dk Iâm pretty sure i would never have tried twtxt if Zeronet had been a dependency. Though i definetely have to check zeronet!
avoids most of the icky math that underlies actual crypto, so it is no reader kryptonite. and different enough to not be cyberpunk pastiche.
e.g. depending on how the knots work (can you exchange them and expect decryption to work the same?) you can implement different schemes
Or do you ask because you want to implement a client or server? I can probably write something up, itâs a very minimal api.
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net Iâm not sure if iâm ready to document the streaming interface, iâm still playing with different ideas.
@kas@enotty.dk, @dracoblue@dracoblue.net Youâre right we should really use robots.txt for twtxt registries. Maybe i even add this as a option to #txtnix.
Or do you ask because you want to implement a client or server? I can probably write something up, itâs a very minimal api.
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net Iâm not sure if iâm ready to document the streaming interface, iâm still playing with different ideas.
@kas@enotty.dk, @dracoblue@dracoblue.net Youâre right we should really use robots.txt for twtxt registries. Maybe i even add this as a option to #txtnix.
The golem had a lot of time to think: Was it still a treasure when there was nobody to appreciate it? What would happen when it arrived?
The pirates didnât bury the treasure, they golemified it: put the map in its mouth and told it to walk the seafloor to the other side.
Over night, remove your eyes and put them into the glass of isotonic solution besides your bed. You donât want them to grow into your skull.
A glance up to your roomâs light: The marbles orbiting your head align to eclipse it and the moths stand out against the shadows.
Over the weeks, you can see the plates shift and volcanoes rise and fall. You resist the urge to scratch, these jungles take days to regrow.
A hourglass with multiple chambers that are connected like a 3D maze: You have to turn it on exactly the right side every hour to solve it.
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net Sorry, but what tweet are you referring to? I have no idea what sounds great⊠We need a way to reference tweets!
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net Sorry, but what tweet are you referring to? I have no idea what sounds great⊠We need a way to reference tweets!
Anybody has http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7033 running for twtxt? And what to use for rel? https://twtxt.org/twtfile?
Anybody has http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7033 running for twtxt? And what to use for rel? https://twtxt.org/twtfile?
A little land octopus that mimics native flowers to prey on bees and hummingbirds with its tentacular blossom.
âȘ I kissed the sun / and liked it / and lived to tell the tale â«âȘ
Great, i wanted to have cold Club Mate and now i have a frozen block of it.
Great, i wanted to have cold Club Mate and now i have a frozen block of it.
This would be a good use case for metadata. @kas@enotty.dk could ask clients to refetch less, eg with /refetch 10m
Instead of fetching feeds every few minutes, âtxtnix watch ws://urlâ will listen to a websocket endpoint for new tweets.
Talking about scaling: #txtnix has a new feature since last night i havenât talked about as i wanted to test it for a few hours first.
This would be a good use case for metadata. @kas@enotty.dk could ask clients to refetch less, eg with /refetch 10m
Instead of fetching feeds every few minutes, âtxtnix watch ws://urlâ will listen to a websocket endpoint for new tweets.
Talking about scaling: #txtnix has a new feature since last night i havenât talked about as i wanted to test it for a few hours first.
Where he runs his fingers over your skin, it dissolves into maggots. Itâs like a zipper opening to reveal your actual flesh.
be the tentacular horror you want to see in your dreams
@krt@krt.marmaro.de You can use more than 140 characters. It seems twtxt does not limit the number of characters to 140. Neither does txtnix. Twet?
@krt@krt.marmaro.de You can use more than 140 characters. It seems twtxt does not limit the number of characters to 140. Neither does txtnix. Twet?
We genetically modified the centipedes to have wheels for feet, then set them on model railway tracks.â”choo choo~
karaoke in dead languages: sing along to the ruin of other races, rendered toothless by time, in sounds your throat can barely produce
Would their space look smoother than our wrinkly, walled and doored one? Would they talk of paths to take instead key insights?
@kas@enotty.dk,@ Are your twtfiles requested too often? Do you think we need a policy how often to request a twtfile?
@kas@enotty.dk,@ Are your twtfiles requested too often? Do you think we need a policy how often to request a twtfile?
The gate watchâs oath binds them even as the city has long crumbled to dust. They sit here, guarding a passage that exists only in memories.
door without wallâ”street without destinationâ”smile without faceâ”government without societyâ”light without anything to show
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net Does your offer for subdomains on twtxt.org still stand? Could you point roster.twtxt.org to 46.101.199.168?
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net Does your offer for subdomains on twtxt.org still stand? Could you point roster.twtxt.org to 46.101.199.168?
This clock doesnât bother with measuring time, it doesnât need to. It only, unfailingly, tells you whether it is time or not.
âA civilized society needs to specializeâ, he explained. âThe Workers of Work, the Sleepers of Sleep and us, the Dreamers of Dreams.â
How to use public transit in the solar system:â”1. find comet stop in your vicinityâ”2. wait for cometâ”3. show ticketâ”4. grab cometâs tail
@kas@enotty.dk We had a short power fluctuation yesterday. Funny to see which machines die and which survive.
@kas@enotty.dk We had a short power fluctuation yesterday. Funny to see which machines die and which survive.
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net But apache eg can just use mtime,inode or size for the etag. No default way to compute md5 without a filter.
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net But apache eg can just use mtime,inode or size for the etag. No default way to compute md5 without a filter.
rivers, streams and rivulets have nothing to support them anymoreâ”they look like a nervous system now, stripped of the rest of the body
earth is raining upwards: loose crumbs of soil fall up, chunks of turf peel off and follow, trees cling to the ground with their last roots
When they fell out of fashion, the moths largely died out. Some populations persist in old sewers: Enough metals and swamp gas to survive.
For them, it made actual sense to swarm around lights. Gas lamps were a critical food source, leaked just enough to feed a moth for the day.
Or we can use it to refback. Every time you mention somebody you send a HEAD with your twturl in the referer to her adddress. Any ideas?
Or we can use it to refback. Every time you mention somebody you send a HEAD with your twturl in the referer to her adddress. Any ideas?
someone with write access to the platonic realm put it there but somehow you think itâs a good idea to solve the labyrinth
this thought brought to you by the question: what does the axis orthogonal to organic/crystalline look like? [A: both are structure]
we can try to find more alien processes (like commerce) or try to smash the box: what would unstructure and antistructure look like?
it is entertaining to force one process into the otherâs structures: mushroom houses, crystallizing cities, mycelium crystals.
Slow day for #txtnix. Just some documentation for plugins and fighting to get the test coverage back up to 85%.
Slow day for #txtnix. Just some documentation for plugins and fighting to get the test coverage back up to 85%.
When the fire gained consciousness, it was so surprised that it forgot to burn. Needless to say, its awareness didnât last long.
you close your eyes and floatâ”just donât open your eyes with your feet pointing at the sky, that is if you donât intend to fall into space
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net It all comes back to #48 ⊠:)
@dracoblue@dracoblue.net It all comes back to #48 ⊠:)
I could just fall back to twtxtâs config if i canât find a config directory for txtnixâŠ
@kdave@kdave.github.io The last commit will check for the environment variable TXTNIX_CONFIG_DIR but this wonât help if i move following to a state file.
I could just fall back to twtxtâs config if i canât find a config directory for txtnixâŠ
@kdave@kdave.github.io The last commit will check for the environment variable TXTNIX_CONFIG_DIR but this wonât help if i move following to a state file.