@prologic@twtxt.net I jested, of course. Way too dense (and/or boring) for my liking. 🤣

@prologic@twtxt.net and the aim, and end result, is that by reading and learning from it you will prepare yourself to nearly completely avoid accidents. Am I right? 🙂

@bmallred@staystrong.run yeah! you’re right. Unfortunately, Decaf isn’t a thing where I live 🤷

@bender@twtxt.net Not quite sue I understand your reaction 🤣

@prologic@twtxt.net @movq@www.uninformativ.de The side effects ARE what got me into drinking coffee in the first place, now it feels like I’m fighting them back for my life 😅

@bender@twtxt.net 🙌

@andros@twtxt.andros.dev HAHA! Easy, we’ll just ask Redream to make a little something for you! I just hope it doesn’t come with a subscription fee for… taking time off of it tho! 😆

@bender@twtxt.net allow me to try and explain over several Twts…

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz saving you a bookmark:

The following flags no longer exist:

--max-cache-items
--max-cache-ttl

Instead use --max-age-days, which controls how much of the cache is pulled back for Timeline, Discover and Mentions views.

@movq@www.uninformativ.de LMAO! Right!? Things getting too real too quick I don’t even think I want to watch the rest.

@prologic@twtxt.net I don’t understand the diagram, nor have any idea of what’s about. 👌🏻

A visual flow chart diagram that illustrates how two different but very related concepts can lead to system accidents 👌

• asynchronous evolution
  
• drift into failure

@prologic@twtxt.net yayyy bookmarking ty!!!

Here’s an example of what you end up with (I don’t follow the feed, but it’s in my pod’s cache)

@andros@twtxt.andros.dev One thing I really liked about the hacker news rss feeds is the link to the comments. Reckon you can add that to the feed? 🤔

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz Yes see UPGRADE.md – I believe @xuu@txt.sour.is is now running this live after a couple of hiccups and a bug fix. So yeah if you can, that would be cool, basically looking for early beta testers (I was the alpha tester 🤣)

@prologic@twtxt.net i can give it a try MAYBE, i’ve been super busy and all over the place but i will put it on my task list to try to remember! do you have upgrade/migration instructions anywhere that i can follow?

@movq@www.uninformativ.de god same T__T

@mana@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz SHE WAS 16 HERE!!!!! RAPPING IN 3 LANGUAGES LIKE THAT’S INSANE RIGHT

@mana@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz i LOVEEEE her 2018 BD event sm

@movq@www.uninformativ.de I hightly doubt that I am wiser than you. :-D

@bender@twtxt.net Ha! It turns out, some cows indeed have magnets in them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_disease

@andros@twtxt.andros.dev Thanks! 🙏 Just re-followed @important_dev_news@n8n.andros.dev 👌

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com I love them! Now I want to be emperor of the universe :P

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org You must be wiser than me then. 😅 This effect only really kicked in with Covid for me. 🥴

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com I’ve only seen the first two episodes so far. S7E01 was just barely watchable for me, it’s way too realistic. This is supposed to be fiction, not a documentary! 😂

@prologic@twtxt.net Oh wow. 🤯

@prologic@twtxt.net
I think it is mature enough now: https://isah-twtxt.andros.dev
If anyone is interested in transforming an RSS feed to twtxt using n8n, send me a DM 😜

@bender@twtxt.net Haha 🤣 Steady fingers? 🤔

@bender@twtxt.net yeah, they are. Usually, the full season gets published the same day if I’m not mistaken. And, please tell me you won’t be binge watching the whole thing at once!? 😆

@prologic@twtxt.net are you sure you are legally blind, mate? I didn’t try too hard, and only two, or three times, but the best I got was like 72%. 😅

@bender@twtxt.net Bahahahaha 🤣

This is the best I can do!

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com I will be watching it, but haven’t started it yet. Are all the season’s episodes available now?

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org I am surprised our King hasn’t shut it down already. After all, science is woke. /s

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org haha, not satire. It is also in Mark Twain’s “Huckleberry Finn” as well:

“If fifteen cows is browsing on a hillside, how many of them eats with their heads pointed the same direction?”

“The whole fifteen, mum.”

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Aha! See? You got Long (Time Ago) Covid! ;-)

But this also happened to me all the time already before the pandemic. Time just flies and accelerates even more the wiser we get.

@bender@twtxt.net Hahaha, is that a satire site? :-D I haven’t noticed them prefering a north-south direction. They’re typically aligned in the marching direction to step forward to get to new grass. Or they just follow the leader cow.

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org mooooo, mooooooooo, moooooooooooo! Those cows are not facing the same direction, they are rebels!

@bender@twtxt.net Mission accomplished. :-)

Hey @sorenpeter@darch.dk, is your neotxt.dk feed permanently dead or will you resurrect it?

@prologic@twtxt.net Maybe they are for you, dunno? 😅 Caffeine makes me stay at the same level of tiredness/exhaustion – except I’m hyped and can’t sleep. 🥴 Sucks, tbh. 😂

@movq@www.uninformativ.de But the side effects are Soo good! 🤣

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com Oh, been there. I only drink decaf now. It’s great, you can have the taste of a good coffee whenever you like – without the side effects. 😃

@bender@twtxt.net Don’t worry, I can’t replicate that score, either. 😂 Even tried with a graphics tablet, which is – to my surprise – not magically easier. 🥴

@bender@twtxt.net Oh yes! 👍 That was completely fucked up haha 🤣

@prologic@twtxt.net I believe he is referring to this, on mentions, @abucci@anthony.buc.cidoesnm.p.psf.lt@doesnm.p.psf.lt.

@abucci@anthony.buc.ci Haha you’ll have to forgive me, this thread is over a week old now and I’m a bit lost now 🤣 even though I can now see the entire thread, what are we saying was messed up and is garbled? 🤔

@bender@twtxt.net Haha 🤣

@xuu@txt.sour.is or @kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz Do either of you have time this weekend to test upgrading your pod to the new cacher branch? 🤔 It is recommended you take a full backup of you pod beforehand, just in case. Keen to get this branch merged and to cut a new release finally after >2 years 🤣

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org oh wow! That would be something I would print, frame, and hang somewhere very visible, with the image in question in it, of course. Soooo hot!

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org don’t you go planting that seed around here, Mister! 😂

@bender@twtxt.net Great tits always makes for lovely nick names!

Image

@eapl.me@eapl.me I wouldn’t call it natural, it is the way Bluesky decided to handle handles (not meaning to make a pun, or anything). There is no other way, but that.

The bottomline is, there are agreed upon “standards”, right? From example, on Yarnd you show as “eapl.me”, from “eapl.me”. A kind of weird redundancy because on twtxt, ever since I started using it, one will expect to see a “nick” (equivalent to a person’s first name), from “a domain” (like a surname).

There is nothing holding back someone from giving themselves the nick:

thisismyawesomenickforwhichiwillbeknownforeverandeveritsgreatisntit

But, do we really want that? 😅

Exactly, @bender@twtxt.net, I was happily surprised when I discovered it. :-)

@movq@www.uninformativ.de I tried. I am not flaunting screenies because they would bring me shame. 😅

@thecanine@twtxt.net Woof, woof, woof, that’s pretty cool!

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz Congrats! I wish it was that easy at work here, too. No matter what, 95% of the time I never complete or very often just even work on tasks that I want to get at. So much other rubbish popping up.

hehe, just catching up on this thread! I’ve replied in another that using periods/dots sounds good to me as it’s usual in domains, but perhaps some agreement would be needed. For now I think any character is valid as long as it is not a space.
For example we are using this for PHP twtxt.php#L153

@bender@twtxt.net Hell yeah, that sounds like a good day!

Ta, @prologic@twtxt.net! Assuming you mean 13, it’s just some old shed in an orchard. I reckon the owners keep some of their tools in there. They are all over the place around here. To me they look like they were all built like 50 odd years ago or maybe more, not sure. I could be completely wrong. I just like the look of them and actually wanted to capture the dark sky with the rolling in thunderstorm, but my camera had totally other plans. Didn’t work out at all.

@prologic@twtxt.net The number of “followers” I had also dropped significantly. 😅 Looks like there were lots of dead accounts.

@bmallred@staystrong.run I know the Marine Corps tenet is “once a Marine, always a Marine”. This guy, though, is the last thing I would think of when it comes to it. Maybe I have Marines at a higher esteem.

Anyway, enough of that. :-)

@bender@twtxt.net she can brighten anyone’s day!

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz oh yes! I didn’t know I need a bit of Ruru until I saw this. Thank you!

@prologic@twtxt.net awwww :(((

@prologic@twtxt.net anything for my favorite idol ever!!!!!!!!!

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz OMG! You used the video capabilities of yarnd 🤣 Nice! 😊

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz Ahh my vision impairment (blind) would prevent me from even appreciating anything in paper form 😢

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com this is REAL VIBE CODING no AI needed

@prologic@twtxt.net this is true….

PR to Add improved styles for the logo for twtxt.ndev

@prologic@twtxt.net lovesick by luana vecchio! it’s really brutal and explicit, just super intense all around but super worth the read if you can stomach it. great comic

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz which one?

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz my rule of thumb is try not to drink any caffeine past midday. This is basically based on experience and the half-life of caffeine in your system.

@bender@twtxt.net amen 🙏

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com sounds like a panic attack to me 🤯

@doesnm.p.psf.lt@doesnm.p.psf.lt I think you’re fine! 🧐

@prologic@twtxt.net why i’m changed nick? i may be six with my doesnm.p.psf.lt

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz At least it wasn’t Vibe coding, so just take the win! 😆

@bender@twtxt.net 😆 I might have to make it a Just a Weekend Thing as well. Otherwise, I’ll end up busting a knee, if not an artery.

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz it’s so funny saying i wrote it lol that shit is made from stackoverflow answers and prayers

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com oh nooo i’ve been there. i have to balance out my abnormal coffee consumption with my anxiety medication which can’t be good lol

@mana@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz awww :(( here’s to tomorrow

@prologic@twtxt.net THANK YOU it’s from a comic i love <3

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com weekend coffee—the one mum brews, not the “dirty water” one can get elsewhere—keeps me jittery the whole day. Like I feel my heart wants out kind of jittery. Coffee sure is some elixir. Don’t give it up! 😅

@bender@twtxt.net I wish we could fire presidents and Prime Minister’s when the need arises and the people recognize it needs to happen rather than having to wait for the next election

@bender@twtxt.net Sorry! 🤣

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz hey! Love the new avatar 👌

@bender@twtxt.net Holy moly 🤣 Bases on your description you’ve eaten and drunk way more than I have today where all I’ve had so far is three coffees today

@mana@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz nooo! glad you’re feeling better but that’s a LOT of rough stuff for one day oof

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org “hmmm, marzipan….”

@prologic@twtxt.net oh, and yes, it is good! 😂

@prologic@twtxt.net don’t jinx it, comrade. Let’s keep a low profile, and be happy. Also, it should have been: “my pod feels…”, or “my pod twtxt.net feels…”. Come on, mon, you are killing me! 😅

@prologic@twtxt.net if not physically, then in a matter of speaking. He is also helping on killing us all (like, all).

My pod twtxt.net feels very clear of late hmmm 🧐 This is good right? 😅

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Love those green roll’n hills 👌 Btw, what’s that rickety ‘ol shed in 18? 🤔

@bender@twtxt.net So Vance killed the pope? 🤔

@thecanine@twtxt.net Pretty cool! 😎

@mana@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz ty mana <333 it’s so hard isn’t it