xkcd feeds.twtxt.net Tue, Sep 19 22:00 2023 (1y ago) xkcd Phone Flip Theranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone. DownloadTheranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone. ⌘ Read more ⤋ Read More