Pendulum Types

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Scary Triangles

Concealed mostly beneath the surface, sharks are the icebergs of the sea.

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Pub Trivia

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Eclipse Path Maps

Okay, this eclipse will only be visible from the Arctic in February 2063, when the sun is below the horizon, BUT if we get lucky and a gigantic chasm opens in the Earth in just the right spot...

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Survey Marker

Fun fact: The standard North American NAD83 coordinate system is misaligned from the actual Earth, off-center by about 7 feet. Someone knows where I am, and I'm in the wrong place.

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Sitting in a Tree

First comes blood / Then we perish / Then comes Death in his Eternity Carriage.

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Tick Marks

If you're really savvy, you can hide an entire set of illicit transactions by timing them to draw what looks like a graph inset.

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Types of Eclipse Photo

The most rare, top-tier eclipse photo would be the Solar Earth Eclipse, but the Apollo 12 crew's attempt to capture it was marred by camera shake. They said it looked spectacular, though.

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Machine

The Credible Machine

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Eclipse Clouds

The rare compound solar-lunar-nephelogical eclipse

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Eclipse Coolness

A partial eclipse is like a cool sunset. A total eclipse is like someone broke the sky.

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Periodic Table Regions

Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

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Cursive Letters

𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓛 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓺 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻.

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Greenland Size

The Mercator projection drastically distorts the size of almost every area of land except a small ring around the North and South Poles.

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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

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Moon Landing Mission Profiles

If you pick a low enough orbit, it gives you a lot of freedom to use a lightweight launch vehicle such as a stepladder.

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Moon Armor Index

Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.

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Schwa

Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.

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Earth

Just think of all the countless petty squabbles and misunderstandings, of all the fervent hatreds, over so insignificant a thing as the direction and duration of a rocket engine firing.

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Supergroup

I love their cover of 1,200 Balloons, Dalmatians, and Miles.

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Physics vs. Magic

'At the stroke of midnight, your brother will be hurtling sideways at an altitude of 150 meters' is a regular physics prediction about your nonmagical trebuchet, whereas 'you are cursed to build a brother-launching trebuchet' falls out of the Lagrangian.

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Earth/Venus Venn Diagram

Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an *Euler* apocalypse, not a Venn one.

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Ice Core

If you find an ash deposition layer from a year in which an eruption destroyed an island that had Camellia sinensis growing on it, you can make a Gone Island Ice_τ.

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Geographic Qualifiers

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Call My Cell

'Hey, can you call my cell?' '...I'm trying, but it says this number is blocked?' 'Ok, thanks, just checking.'

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Goodhart’s Law

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Orbital Argument

\"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?\" \"YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!\"

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Light Leap Years

When Pope Gregory XIII briefly shortened the light-year in 1582, it led to navigational chaos and the loss of several Papal starships.

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Crossword Constructors

Also, we would really appreciate it if you could prominently refer to it as an 'eHit'.

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Treasure Chests

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Research Account

Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO

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Sphere Tastiness

Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.

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Banana Prices

It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?

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Log Cabin

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

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Relationship Advice

Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.

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Greenhouse Effect

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US Survey Foot

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!

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Minnesota

In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.

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Fast Radio Bursts

Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.

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Spelling

Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.

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Log Alignment

A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes.

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Astronaut Guests

They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best.

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Net Rotations

For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight.

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Bug Thread

After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum.

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Sheet Bend

A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads.

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Like This One

A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.'

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Supernova

They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.

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Fever

Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.

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Range Safety

The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.

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2024

It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth.

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