When I come out of a painful production deployment and I’m told there will be another one tomorrow ⌘ Read more
Q-Day: when will quantum computers break all encryption ?
There will soon come a time when even the most secure digital encryption algorithms can be cracked very easily. Back in 1999, the world braced for the… ⌘ Read more
When a ticket comes back even though I confidently closed it ⌘ Read more
When my demo only works when no one is watching ⌘ Read more
When I discover the docs were never updated ⌘ Read more
Sobering export report for Australian producers as world turns off wine consumption
Global demand for Australian wine is continuing to dwindle, with the latest Wine Australia export report showing an 8 per cent decrease in 2025 as consumers opt for alcohol-free trends. ⌘ Read more
The Doomsday Clock has moved 4 seconds closer to midnight
The symbolic clock has inched closer than ever to armageddon due to a ‘global failure in leadership’. Maintained by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scienti… ⌘ Read more
next-20260127: linux-next
Version:next-20260127 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-27 ⌘ Read more
When I restart a service and everything goes back to normal ⌘ Read more
Free solo climber Alex Honnold scales skyscraper without any ropes
The daredevil climber is well known for his ascents of impossibly tough routes without using any safety equipment. For most people, climbing up a moun… ⌘ Read more
When a “simple” ticket starts taking way more time than expected ⌘ Read more
When I rerun the exact same command hoping for a different result ⌘ Read more
When I have to explain the project to someone who just joined ⌘ Read more
next-20260126: linux-next
Version:next-20260126 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-26 ⌘ Read more
FBI publishes new 686-page dossier on the DB Cooper mystery
The new documents include some intriguing new information and insights into the hunt for the infamous crook. One of the most notorious unsolved crimes… ⌘ Read more
When I realize the issue was caused by the cache all along ⌘ Read more
Americans in six US states warned about the threat of ‘exploding trees’
A peculiar phenomenon that occurs only during periods of particularly cold weather has been raising eyebrows recently. If you happen to be strolling t… ⌘ Read more
When the CI fails even though I didn’t change anything ⌘ Read more
When I start a long build and begin staring at the screen ⌘ Read more
When I stumble upon a warning that’s been ignored for far too long ⌘ Read more
6.19-rc7: mainline
Version:6.19-rc7 (mainline)Released:2026-01-25Source:linux-6.19-rc7.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more
New mission to study the Sun by creating solar eclipses in space
Researchers are attempting a novel new way to study the conditions responsible for solar storms. Nicola Baresi, Huw Morgan and Lucie Green: When a sol… ⌘ Read more
Indian family terrified as ‘curse’ sees home catch fire 15 times in a week
The unexplained and seemingly spontaneous fires allegedly began happening after a sage visited the house. A peculiar story out of India this month tel… ⌘ Read more
Has a bit of a long history story behind this, where last year at work we were reading this book called Engineering a Safer World and initially came across a service called Speech Reply that allowed me to upload a PDF copy of the book and start to read it, but unfortunately, the free trial right now before I can finish reading it turns out that Speech Reply service cost a whopping US$30 a month and expected me to pay a full year upfront, which was well over US$300 just for one fucking book! So I sent their sales and support staff a message kindly asking if it were possible to just pay for the audio transcription of just a single book or to change to a monthly subscription fee, to which they refused, so basically in the end I got very angry and told them to go fuck themselves and built my own service. A year later here we are :-)
Illegal tobacco boom exposes the demand problem behind WA’s black market
Much has been made of how the WA government is trying to stop the supply of illegal cigarettes, but its more difficult challenge is what can be done to ease demand. ⌘ Read more
Another project where I’m going to use my terminal widget toolkit is a hex editor. This is still very young, obviously, and there’s a lot of work to do (both in the toolkit and this particular application), but I’m making some progress:
https://movq.de/v/2bae14ed16/vid-1769283187.mp4
Since this program is UTF-8 clean (I hope), you can do things like enter multi-byte UTF-8 sequences or paste them from the system clipboard (another hex editor I just tried failed to do this correctly):
https://movq.de/v/e9241034c1/vid-1769283755.mp4
Under the hood, I’m using mmap() with MAP_PRIVATE, which is really cool: I get the entire file as a byte array, no matter how large it is, no need to actually read it upfront; and MAP_PRIVATE means that I can write to this area however I like without changing the underlying file. The kernel does copy-on-write for me. Only when you hit Save, it will write to the filesystem. And it’s just a couple lines of code. The kernel does all the magic. 🥳
UFO incident dubbed ‘Brazil’s Roswell’ still intrigues 30 years on
A UFO case involving sightings of a possible alien creature is celebrating its 30th anniversary this month. Known as the Varginha incident (or “Brazil… ⌘ Read more
Ark of the Covenant may have had a different purpose, Egyptologist claims
The biblical chest was thought to have been the container in which Moses placed the original ten commandments. One of the most sought-after and mystif… ⌘ Read more
next-20260123: linux-next
Version:next-20260123 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-23 ⌘ Read more
Why do onions and chips keep washing up along England’s shores ?
Last month, chips, onions, bananas, insulation foam and other peculiar things started showing up along the coast. Simon Boxall: Over Christmas, vegeta… ⌘ Read more
When a coworker who’s about to leave forwards me all their unresolved tickets ⌘ Read more
Bizarre conspiracy theory claims Earth’s gravity will stop for 7 seconds
The idea seems to have stemmed from claims of a leaked NASA document known as ‘Project Anchor’. We’ve heard a lot of ‘out there’ conspiracy theories o… ⌘ Read more
When the client sends me their list of “just 2 or 3 small things to fix” ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin starts typing the prod password in front of me ⌘ Read more
6.18.7: stable
Version:6.18.7 (stable)Released:2026-01-23Source:linux-6.18.7.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.7.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.7 ⌘ Read more
6.12.67: longterm
Version:6.12.67 (longterm)Released:2026-01-23Source:linux-6.12.67.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.12.67.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.12.67 ⌘ Read more
When we’re asked if we really tested everything before our emergency release ⌘ Read more
When the sales rep starts telling me about a contract 200 km away from home ⌘ Read more
Aussie table grape exports jump nearly 300 per cent amid ‘great’ growing year
A rise in demand is making it feasible for some Australian grapes to be on sale in South-East Asia within 48 hours of being dispatched. ⌘ Read more
Your supermarket apple could be a year old. How is that possible?
Apples only grow for three months of the year — but thanks to an ancient technique, that doesn’t stop us grabbing one from the grocery store year round. ⌘ Read more
Bank of England must prepare for alien disclosure, says senior analyst
Financial institutions are being urged to prepare for a financial collapse triggered by news about alien life. From the outbreak of war to the loss of… ⌘ Read more
next-20260122: linux-next
Version:next-20260122 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-22 ⌘ Read more
When it’s the end of the day and my code breaks right before I leave. ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to dive into a massive debugging session ⌘ Read more
26-ft-tall prehistoric structures may have been a whole new form of life
Known as Prototaxites, these bizarre organisms had long proven challenging to categorize. If you had gone for a stroll through a swamp around 400 mill… ⌘ Read more
When the request isn’t exactly clear but I still manage to deliver what was expected ⌘ Read more
When I join a meeting right after the lunch break. ⌘ Read more
When I take a closer look at the code of the project I’m about to take over. ⌘ Read more
お知らせ:ソフトウェア等の脆弱性関連情報に関する届出状況[2025年第4四半期(10月~12月)] ⌘ Read more
お知らせ:JPCERT/CC 四半期レポート[2025年10月1日~2025年12月31日] ⌘ Read more
Egypt’s pyramids were built using an internal lifting system, study suggests
New research has proposed that counterweights and pulley-like mechanisms were used to build the pyramids. The effort and skill needed to construct som… ⌘ Read more
next-20260121: linux-next
Version:next-20260121 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-21 ⌘ Read more
When I try to make my technical point heard during the team meeting. ⌘ Read more
Astrophysicist believes that he knows where Heaven is located
One Harvard scientist maintains that Heaven not only exists, but that he might know exactly where it can be found. At first glance, astrophysics and r… ⌘ Read more
When I realize all my test INSERTs were run on the production database. ⌘ Read more
When they ask how I fixed the bug but it was actually ChatGPT who did it. ⌘ Read more
When our biggest client praises me in front of the boss ⌘ Read more
When the managers are impressed by something I threw together at the last minute ⌘ Read more
NT citrus growers fear Vietnamese imports will flood market and bring in disease
The Top End’s pomelo industry is worried about the impending importation of the citrus fruit from Vietnam. They say it will depress the local market and bring a biosecurity risk. ⌘ Read more
next-20260120: linux-next
Version:next-20260120 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-20 ⌘ Read more
Rogue dolphins that attack boats have their own language, study finds
The discovery is so unexpected that it has been likened to ‘suddenly finding a new [human] language in the middle of Europe’. For several years now, a… ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales rep commit to a deadline in front of the client ⌘ Read more
When I understand absolutely nothing from the code my AI just generated for me ⌘ Read more
Texas authorities warn of new spike in ‘mystery seed’ deliveries
Someone has been delivering mystery seed packets to Texas residents and it is by no means the first time. It’s a phenomenon that has been ongoing for … ⌘ Read more
When the boss clicks on a button that hasn’t been implemented yet during the demo ⌘ Read more
next-20260119: linux-next
Version:next-20260119 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-19 ⌘ Read more
Is it really true that simply being out in cold weather can make you sick ?
It’s something said to children and adults alike in countries across the world, but is there really any truth to it ? Many people across cultures grow… ⌘ Read more
When I’ve spent the whole day handling support tickets ⌘ Read more
When the new consultant asks if I can help him move forward on a challenging topic ⌘ Read more
When I try to find a command buried somewhere in my history ⌘ Read more
5.10.248: longterm
Version:5.10.248 (longterm)Released:2026-01-19Source:linux-5.10.248.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-5.10.248.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-5.10.248 ⌘ Read more
5.15.198: longterm
Version:5.15.198 (longterm)Released:2026-01-19Source:linux-5.15.198.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-5.15.198.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-5.15.198 ⌘ Read more
Dr. Zahi Hawass claims that he is close to finding Queen Nefertiti’s tomb
The man often described as the real-life Indiana Jones has spent years excavating Egypt’s desert sands. Famed for her beauty, Queen Nefertiti was a pr… ⌘ Read more
When we run a mass update and the database just can’t handle it ⌘ Read more
How WA went from leader to loser in the illegal tobacco wars
Burnt out storefronts in Perth and regional cities are testament to the government’s inability to control the illegal tobacco trade — and it’s not clear when things will change, writes Keane Bourke. ⌘ Read more
6.19-rc6: mainline
Version:6.19-rc6 (mainline)Released:2026-01-18Source:linux-6.19-rc6.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more
Man spots fast-moving ‘Bigfoot’ in England’s Cannock Chase
A father-of-three has reported seeing a strange creature in an area notorious for unusual sightings and phenomena. Situated in rural Staffordshire, En… ⌘ Read more
Veteran Nessie hunter offers his best explanation for the monster
76-year-old naturalist Adrian Shine has been investigating the Loch Ness Monster for more than 50 years. There are few cryptozoological enigmas as wel… ⌘ Read more
Another new UFO movie is coming - this time about the Roswell incident
It seems we can’t move for UFO movies these days and now yet another one is reportedly in the works. Late last year we learned details about Steven Sp… ⌘ Read more
Well, the Atom feed entry IDs changed, too. I had to mark everything as read again.
6.1.161: longterm
Version:6.1.161 (longterm)Released:2026-01-17Source:linux-6.1.161.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.1.161.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.1.161 ⌘ Read more
6.18.6: stable
Version:6.18.6 (stable)Released:2026-01-17Source:linux-6.18.6.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.6.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.6 ⌘ Read more
6.12.66: longterm
Version:6.12.66 (longterm)Released:2026-01-17Source:linux-6.12.66.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.12.66.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.12.66 ⌘ Read more
6.6.121: longterm
Version:6.6.121 (longterm)Released:2026-01-17Source:linux-6.6.121.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.6.121.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.6.121 ⌘ Read more
Woman wakes up to discover giant python curled up on top of her
A woman from Brisbane recently woke up in the dead of night to discover that she had a rather unexpected visitor. Anyone who is concerned about travel… ⌘ Read more
Astronomers detect a mysterious signal from the beginning of time
A signal lasting just 10 seconds is thought to have originated from one of the most distant sources ever detected. 13 billion years ago, a huge star e… ⌘ Read more
./bin/mu -B -o ... -p muos/amd64 ... target.
I’ve only got a handful of syscalls working right now. Taking inspiration from the calling convention of the Linux kernel and even made the service/interrupt handler int 0x80h 🤣 I’ve only got read, write, alloc and exit working righ tnow 🥲
When the API I’m using returns an error code with no explanation ⌘ Read more
When I’m told I’ll be in charge of the database redesign ⌘ Read more
next-20260116: linux-next
Version:next-20260116 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-16 ⌘ Read more
Creepy video allegedly shows ‘ghost’ climbing up a mountain in India
A video clip showing an eerie figure in India’s Himachal Pradesh region has recently gone viral online. Filmed after dark, the clip, which was reporte… ⌘ Read more
When I patch in production and nothing changes ⌘ Read more
@eldersnake@we.loveprivacy.club haha! I read as Golang the first time too. It is just the way our minds work. :-P
When I pasted the AI-generated code without changing a thing ⌘ Read more
When my script isn’t optimized but still works anyway ⌘ Read more
Winemakers face long road to recovery after fire destroys vineyards
Two wineries in the Strathbogie Ranges have lost a combined 150 hectares of vines, 3,000 sheep and three homes in the Victorian fires. ⌘ Read more
tcell.Key constants and typing different key combinations in the terminal to see the generated tcell.EventKeys in the debug log. Until I pressed Ctrl+Alt+Backspace… :-D Yep, suddenly there went my X…
@movq@www.uninformativ.de I guess so, yes. I read something about that in some ticket. In v3 the terminfo support was dropped, though. I’m still on v2 at the moment.
Wormholes through space may not actually exist, astrophysicists argue
Wormholes may be a science fiction staple, but do they even exist in the real world and if not, why not ? Enrique Gaztanaga: Wormholes are often imagi… ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the error logs ⌘ Read more