5.15.199: longterm
Version:5.15.199 (longterm)Released:2026-02-06Source:linux-5.15.199.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-5.15.199.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-5.15.199 ⌘ Read more
5.10.249: longterm
Version:5.10.249 (longterm)Released:2026-02-06Source:linux-5.10.249.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-5.10.249.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-5.10.249 ⌘ Read more
When I run a git push –force on main late on a Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
Is there really a supermassive black hole at our galaxy’s core ?
Scientists have put forward an alternative theory for what might lie at the center of the Milky Way. For years, scientists believed that a supermassiv… ⌘ Read more
When the code review takes longer than the actual dev work ⌘ Read more
OpenAI when someone pushes their API credentials to a public repo ⌘ Read more
When my pair tells me they found a bug 5 minutes before my demo ⌘ Read more
When I realize the docs haven’t been updated in the last 3 major versions ⌘ Read more
New leaked US military footage shows fast-moving UFO over Syria
The intriguing new footage was recently revealed by investigative journalists Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp. According to Corbell, the clip - which … ⌘ Read more
When I find a solution on Stack Overflow and remember the good old days ⌘ Read more
Next-gen ‘magnetoplasma’ rocket could get humans to Mars in 30 days
The development of a whole new type of rocket engine could help to open up the solar system for exploration. Boasting greater efficiency and speed tha… ⌘ Read more
When the manager tells me the bug is top priority even though it’s been around for 6 months ⌘ Read more
When I learn that the admin password is admin123 ⌘ Read more
When I manage to reproduce the bug that was reported to me ⌘ Read more
When I run npm install and get 847 vulnerabilities ⌘ Read more
NT avocado farm getting closer to reality
A Top End horticulturalist is working on tropical variates of avocado and has agreed to supply a grower with hundreds of trees. ⌘ Read more
Time may not be a fundamental part of reality, physicists suggest
Despite our lives being dominated by our awareness of the passage of time, we still don’t even know what time actually is. Florian Neukart: Time feels… ⌘ Read more
When I have to debug code with zero comments written by someone who already left the company ⌘ Read more
next-20260204: linux-next
Version:next-20260204 (linux-next)Released:2026-02-04 ⌘ Read more
Nessie-hunting camera rediscovered in Loch Ness undergoes restoration
The camera had been found quite by accident by a robotic submarine after being missing for over 50 years. Early last year, during trials of a new robo… ⌘ Read more
When I find a console.log(“test”) in the senior dev’s code who preaches best practices ⌘ Read more
When the prod server goes down for no particular reason ⌘ Read more
When a coworker mass-commits 47 files with the single message “fix” ⌘ Read more
When the designer asks if we can make the logo move a bit more dynamically ⌘ Read more
** Bicross **
I made a game. I’ve written about it in passing a few times, but here is an honest to goodness intro to it!
Bicross is 3 versions of the same basic game,
- Bicross, is a zen-mode version of the game.
- Bicross RPG, is an RPG version of the game where you can earn power ups, and build up hearts and stuff.
- Bicross Daily, is very similar to the RPG version, but everyone who plays on a given … ⌘ Read more
Would you drink wine from a bottle made from seaweed instead of glass?
The federal government provides $2 million towards developing low-emissions alternatives to glass wine bottles using materials like seaweed and plant sugar. ⌘ Read more
next-20260203: linux-next
Version:next-20260203 (linux-next)Released:2026-02-03 ⌘ Read more
Hospital evacuated after explosive shell found lodged in patient’s behind
The object, that had somehow ended up in a very unfortunate place, had left the man in ‘extreme discomfort’. In what could be one of the strangest sto… ⌘ Read more
When my unit test passes locally but fails on CI ⌘ Read more
When my regex finally works perfectly ⌘ Read more
NASA provides major update on Artemis II manned Moon mission
The launch of the Space Launch System (SLS) had been tentatively scheduled for as soon as next week. Those hoping to see the first crew fly around the… ⌘ Read more
When someone asks me why we’re still using PHP ⌘ Read more
When the manager asks for a status update even though they skipped the daily that just ended ⌘ Read more
SpaceX proposes orbital data center made up of 1 million satellites
Elon Musk’s space firm is seeking regularity approval to develop a satellite constellation of unprecedented scale. If you thought the current array of… ⌘ Read more
next-20260202: linux-next
Version:next-20260202 (linux-next)Released:2026-02-02 ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand what that bash script I wrote 3 months ago actually does ⌘ Read more
Trump rumored to be making alien disclosure speech on July 8th
Whispers of a disclosure speech on the anniversary of the Roswell incident have been doing the rounds online. According to reports, the rumor comes co… ⌘ Read more
When I realize the “quick fix” from 2019 is already 7 years old ⌘ Read more
When the sales rep promises a feature that doesn’t exist yet ⌘ Read more
When I have to explain for the umpteenth time why we can’t “just add a button” ⌘ Read more
6.19-rc8: mainline
Version:6.19-rc8 (mainline)Released:2026-02-01Source:linux-6.19-rc8.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more
Out-of-control Chinese rocket almost causes UK national emergency
A rocket that had been plummeting to Earth had a chance of falling on the UK and Northern Europe this week. According to reports, the UK government ha… ⌘ Read more
Row in Australia as teachers told to tell kids about dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark
Concerns have been raised in Queensland over instructions to teach Christian school children to doubt science. The teaching of Creationism in schools … ⌘ Read more
Some people are literally allergic to the cold… and it can prove deadly
For an unfortunate few, being cold isn’t simply uncomfortable, it can be a matter of life or death. Adam Taylor: For most people, cold weather is an i… ⌘ Read more
Planet ‘remarkably similar to Earth’ found 146 light-years away
Another potentially habitable world has been discovered thanks to data collected by the Kepler Space Telescope. The discovery of extraterrestrial life… ⌘ Read more
Growers turn to netting to save crops from heatwave sunburn
Sales of netting to protect fruit crops from extreme weather have increased in the past five years as researchers warn heatwaves will continue to impact agriculture. ⌘ Read more
next-20260130: linux-next
Version:next-20260130 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-30 ⌘ Read more
Elon Musk shares his current thoughts on aliens and consciousness
The SpaceX CEO recently spoke briefly about extraterrestrial life and humanity’s future. While Elon Musk is regarded as something of a controversial f… ⌘ Read more
@movq@www.uninformativ.de I reckon up until then you had to have another first name that clearly differentiated. Didn’t read through the court decision, though.
Interesting, I always thought that Kiran was a male first name. But I only know one person with that name. As last name, though.
Now I’m wondering, was that also the beginning when parents started giving their kids really weird names?
When I head into the weekend after helping another team fix their bug ⌘ Read more
NASA’s Juno probe has measured the thickness of Europa’s icy crust
The icy Jovian moon has long been a place of interest for scientists due to its subterranean ocean of liquid water. When it comes to finding places wi… ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand what a library function does thanks to my pair ⌘ Read more
When the director walks past me and I pretend to be thinking very seriously ⌘ Read more
6.18.8: stable
Version:6.18.8 (stable)Released:2026-01-30Source:linux-6.18.8.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.8.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.8 ⌘ Read more
6.12.68: longterm
Version:6.12.68 (longterm)Released:2026-01-30Source:linux-6.12.68.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.12.68.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.12.68 ⌘ Read more
6.6.122: longterm
Version:6.6.122 (longterm)Released:2026-01-30Source:linux-6.6.122.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.6.122.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.6.122 ⌘ Read more
When the senior dev tells me about their worst prod incident during a coffee break ⌘ Read more
When I reread yesterday’s code and regret my entire approach ⌘ Read more
Are Australians ready for genetically modified tomatoes? The proof will be in the eating
The purple tomato was altered to make it taste better and boost nutrition. ⌘ Read more
Did Thomas Edison accidentally produce graphene 147 years ago ?
Officially isolated in 2004, graphene may have existed unintentionally in materials used long before that by Thomas Edison. First theorized in 1947 be… ⌘ Read more
next-20260129: linux-next
Version:next-20260129 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-29 ⌘ Read more
When a coworker’s code crashes because of a hardcoded “Sure, here’s what should fix the bug:” ⌘ Read more
When the build passes even though I had completely lost hope ⌘ Read more
UFO whistleblower: ‘angels in the Bible may have been alien visitors’
Speaking on the Joe Rogan podcast recently, David Grusch opened up on his thoughts about aliens and angels. Grusch, who previously worked with the Nat… ⌘ Read more
When the sales rep suddenly comes to grab us for a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When I realize I was working on the wrong branch ⌘ Read more
When I find out someone changed the project config without telling anyone ⌘ Read more
The rise of AI psychosis: can AI trigger or exacerbate mental illness?
As more and more of us come to rely on AI in our daily lives, a psychiatrist looks at the potential consequences. Alexandre Hudon: Artificial intellig… ⌘ Read more
next-20260128: linux-next
Version:next-20260128 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-28 ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand the bug I was stuck on right after leaving the office ⌘ Read more
Behold! 🥳 My first (hopefully it doesn’t fail 🤞) µSaaS (microSaaS)
Turn PDFs into audiobooks.
(only supports PDF(s) at the moment, books, papers, etc)
Happy reading/listening 🤓 👂 #Audiofern #Audiobooks #microSaaS
When I come out of a painful production deployment and I’m told there will be another one tomorrow ⌘ Read more
Q-Day: when will quantum computers break all encryption ?
There will soon come a time when even the most secure digital encryption algorithms can be cracked very easily. Back in 1999, the world braced for the… ⌘ Read more
When a ticket comes back even though I confidently closed it ⌘ Read more
When my demo only works when no one is watching ⌘ Read more
When I discover the docs were never updated ⌘ Read more
Sobering export report for Australian producers as world turns off wine consumption
Global demand for Australian wine is continuing to dwindle, with the latest Wine Australia export report showing an 8 per cent decrease in 2025 as consumers opt for alcohol-free trends. ⌘ Read more
The Doomsday Clock has moved 4 seconds closer to midnight
The symbolic clock has inched closer than ever to armageddon due to a ‘global failure in leadership’. Maintained by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scienti… ⌘ Read more
next-20260127: linux-next
Version:next-20260127 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-27 ⌘ Read more
When I restart a service and everything goes back to normal ⌘ Read more
Free solo climber Alex Honnold scales skyscraper without any ropes
The daredevil climber is well known for his ascents of impossibly tough routes without using any safety equipment. For most people, climbing up a moun… ⌘ Read more
When a “simple” ticket starts taking way more time than expected ⌘ Read more
When I rerun the exact same command hoping for a different result ⌘ Read more
When I have to explain the project to someone who just joined ⌘ Read more
next-20260126: linux-next
Version:next-20260126 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-26 ⌘ Read more
FBI publishes new 686-page dossier on the DB Cooper mystery
The new documents include some intriguing new information and insights into the hunt for the infamous crook. One of the most notorious unsolved crimes… ⌘ Read more
When I realize the issue was caused by the cache all along ⌘ Read more
Americans in six US states warned about the threat of ‘exploding trees’
A peculiar phenomenon that occurs only during periods of particularly cold weather has been raising eyebrows recently. If you happen to be strolling t… ⌘ Read more
When the CI fails even though I didn’t change anything ⌘ Read more
When I start a long build and begin staring at the screen ⌘ Read more
When I stumble upon a warning that’s been ignored for far too long ⌘ Read more
6.19-rc7: mainline
Version:6.19-rc7 (mainline)Released:2026-01-25Source:linux-6.19-rc7.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more
New mission to study the Sun by creating solar eclipses in space
Researchers are attempting a novel new way to study the conditions responsible for solar storms. Nicola Baresi, Huw Morgan and Lucie Green: When a sol… ⌘ Read more
Indian family terrified as ‘curse’ sees home catch fire 15 times in a week
The unexplained and seemingly spontaneous fires allegedly began happening after a sage visited the house. A peculiar story out of India this month tel… ⌘ Read more
Has a bit of a long history story behind this, where last year at work we were reading this book called Engineering a Safer World and initially came across a service called Speech Reply that allowed me to upload a PDF copy of the book and start to read it, but unfortunately, the free trial right now before I can finish reading it turns out that Speech Reply service cost a whopping US$30 a month and expected me to pay a full year upfront, which was well over US$300 just for one fucking book! So I sent their sales and support staff a message kindly asking if it were possible to just pay for the audio transcription of just a single book or to change to a monthly subscription fee, to which they refused, so basically in the end I got very angry and told them to go fuck themselves and built my own service. A year later here we are :-)
Illegal tobacco boom exposes the demand problem behind WA’s black market
Much has been made of how the WA government is trying to stop the supply of illegal cigarettes, but its more difficult challenge is what can be done to ease demand. ⌘ Read more
Another project where I’m going to use my terminal widget toolkit is a hex editor. This is still very young, obviously, and there’s a lot of work to do (both in the toolkit and this particular application), but I’m making some progress:
https://movq.de/v/2bae14ed16/vid-1769283187.mp4
Since this program is UTF-8 clean (I hope), you can do things like enter multi-byte UTF-8 sequences or paste them from the system clipboard (another hex editor I just tried failed to do this correctly):
https://movq.de/v/e9241034c1/vid-1769283755.mp4
Under the hood, I’m using mmap() with MAP_PRIVATE, which is really cool: I get the entire file as a byte array, no matter how large it is, no need to actually read it upfront; and MAP_PRIVATE means that I can write to this area however I like without changing the underlying file. The kernel does copy-on-write for me. Only when you hit Save, it will write to the filesystem. And it’s just a couple lines of code. The kernel does all the magic. 🥳
UFO incident dubbed ‘Brazil’s Roswell’ still intrigues 30 years on
A UFO case involving sightings of a possible alien creature is celebrating its 30th anniversary this month. Known as the Varginha incident (or “Brazil… ⌘ Read more
Ark of the Covenant may have had a different purpose, Egyptologist claims
The biblical chest was thought to have been the container in which Moses placed the original ten commandments. One of the most sought-after and mystif… ⌘ Read more
next-20260123: linux-next
Version:next-20260123 (linux-next)Released:2026-01-23 ⌘ Read more