Live: Artemis II launch - first manned Moon mission in 53 years
Four brave souls will be blasting off atop NASA’s Space Launch System (SLS) for the Moon later on today. For many of us, it has been more than an enti… ⌘ Read more

When the client asks if we can remove the bugs but keep the features ⌘ Read more

next-20260401: linux-next
Version:next-20260401 (linux-next)Released:2026-04-01 ⌘ Read more

When the intern fixes in 15 minutes the bug I’ve been stuck on all day ⌘ Read more

When someone pushes a 50 MB file into the repo ⌘ Read more

When we dream, could we be interacting with a parallel universe?
One scientist maintains that, when we dream, our consciousness may be interacting with other dimensions. Despite experiencing them on a nightly basis,… ⌘ Read more

When the sales rep announces a delivery date without consulting us ⌘ Read more

When I realize I’m the only one who’s run the tests in the last 3 months ⌘ Read more

お知らせ：組織改編のお知らせ
―情報発信からインシデント対応支援までの一本化に向けて― ⌘ Read more

Microplastics crisis: could gloves be contaminating the findings?
Recent research has taught us that microplastics are everywhere - but just how accurate are these studies? One of the biggest environmental concerns r… ⌘ Read more

next-20260331: linux-next
Version:next-20260331 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-31 ⌘ Read more

When the client approves the quote and then negotiates after delivery ⌘ Read more

Brain dead woman ‘jolted’ back to consciousness by large pothole
A woman who was thought to have had no chance of recovery was seemingly cured by a strong jolt on the road. According to reports, the 50-year-old - wh… ⌘ Read more

When the bug only shows up on the CEO’s browser ⌘ Read more

When the client thinks GDPR is just a cookie banner hardcoded on their site ⌘ Read more

When I discover there’s a 5000ms setTimeout “just to be safe” ⌘ Read more

Cobram Estate praises America’s ‘grower-first mentality’ after $260m deal
Australia’s largest olive oil producer has completed its purchase of a massive olive grove in California, giving it about 70 per cent of the state’s production. ⌘ Read more

PEP 829: Structured Startup Configuration via .site.toml Files
This PEP proposes a TOML-based configuration file format to replace the .pth file mechanism used by site.py during interpreter startup. The new format, using files named .site.toml, provides structured configuration for extending sys.path and executing package initialization code, replacing the current ad-hoc .pth format that conflates path configuration with arbitrary code execution. ⌘ Read more

next-20260330: linux-next
Version:next-20260330 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-30 ⌘ Read more

Mystery object seen over Mississippi turns out to be from Roswell
Aviation authorities have confirmed the identity of an object that was sighted high above the state last week. With all the talk of the US government … ⌘ Read more

When my pair names their branches “test”, “test2”, “final_test” ⌘ Read more

NASA makes final preparations for April 1st manned Moon mission
It is looking extremely likely that we are about to witness the first manned Moon mission since 1972. As the enormous silhouette of NASA’s Space Launc… ⌘ Read more

When the legacy runs on a Java version that’s been unsupported for 8 years ⌘ Read more

When I discover someone uses a float to store monetary amounts ⌘ Read more

When the PO asks if we can track absolutely everything users do ⌘ Read more

お知らせ：JPCERT/CC Eyes「TSUBAMEレポート Overflow（2025年7～9月）」 ⌘ Read more

Rare fruit sells for $200 at auction
A rare fruit has snared top dollar at auction at a Far North Queensland festival over the weekend. ⌘ Read more

Low-tech Magazine: The Uncompressed Book Series

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Between 2019 and 2021, Low-tech Magazine published three books containing selections of articles from the website, spanni … ⌘ Read more

7.0-rc6: mainline
Version:7.0-rc6 (mainline)Released:2026-03-29Source:linux-7.0-rc6.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more

JD Vance still obsessed with UFOs, claims aliens are ‘demons’
The vice president recently reiterated his interest in the phenomenon and elaborated on what he thought about it. Around a year ago, we reported that … ⌘ Read more

Daylight Savings Time risks accidents and heart attacks, scientists warn
Twice a year, the clocks move forward and back by an hour, but this simple act may come with a multitude of risks. Early this morning in the UK, the c… ⌘ Read more

Cyclone Narelle destroys banana crops, fresh food growers hit hard
Fruit and vegetable producers in one of Western Australia’s key food growing regions are counting the cost of Cyclone Narelle, with one banana grower reporting more than 80 per cent of his crop has been destroyed. ⌘ Read more

Over 400,000 Kit Kat chocolate bars stolen in daring truck heist
Thieves have made off with an extremely large quantity of Kit Kat bars - and it’s just before Easter. We’ve certainly heard of crooks targeting armore… ⌘ Read more

ISS mystery medical emergency left astronaut ‘unable to speak’
The first ever medical evacuation from the space station was reportedly prompted by a still-unexplained condition. Back in January, we reported on the… ⌘ Read more

next-20260327: linux-next
Version:next-20260327 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-27 ⌘ Read more

Woman claims near-death experience gave her supernatural ‘powers’
A woman who went into cardiac arrest maintains that she can now see ghosts and predict when someone will die. We’ve covered a lot of cases of near-dea… ⌘ Read more

Blueberry industry under scrutiny amid rapid growth
Australians are eating and growing more blueberries than ever before, but questions are being asked about how production of the fruit is being regulated. ⌘ Read more

When I’ve had a terrible week debugging and I leave early on Friday ⌘ Read more

When I finally understand the build is breaking because of a transitive dependency ⌘ Read more

Researchers allegedly find ‘second Sphinx’ beneath the Giza Plateau
Italian researchers claim to have discovered evidence of a second Sphinx and ‘megastructures’ beneath the ground. The remarkable claim comes courtesy … ⌘ Read more

When someone comes to talk to me about work during my lunch break ⌘ Read more

When the boss makes a terrible joke in a team meeting and I’m still waiting for feedback on a raise ⌘ Read more

6.12.79: longterm
Version:6.12.79 (longterm)Released:2026-03-27Source:linux-6.12.79.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.12.79.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.12.79 ⌘ Read more

When I merge my own PR without waiting for the review ⌘ Read more

Pope meets with delegation of exorcists over acute rise in ‘occultism’
The attendees, who met the Pope at the Vatican, were from the International Association of Exorcists. Whether or not you happen to believe in the idea… ⌘ Read more

next-20260326: linux-next
Version:next-20260326 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-26 ⌘ Read more

When authentication requires three different factors ⌘ Read more

When QA finds the first bug in my code in 30 seconds ⌘ Read more

When I see an enum with 47 possible values ⌘ Read more

Remains of real-life musketeer d’Artagnan found in the Netherlands
The French soldier who was the inspiration behind the classic Alexandre Dumas novel has been discovered beneath a church. Written in 1844 and set in t… ⌘ Read more

When the client tells me they want an app “like TikTok” but for their industry ⌘ Read more

When the boss asks me to put on a good face with our worst client ⌘ Read more

Vegetable growers won’t plant more crops if costs keep rising
A snap survey by AUSVEG reveals 27 per cent of Australian vegetable growers have already reduced planting, while some will not harvest current crops because rising costs make it unviable. ⌘ Read more

NASA cancels lunar space station in favor of more ambitious plan
The long-awaited ‘Lunar Gateway’ space station has been scrapped but will be repurposed for something else. With the first manned mission around the M… ⌘ Read more

next-20260325: linux-next
Version:next-20260325 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-25 ⌘ Read more

When I spent 3 hours configuring ESLint for a 20-line script ⌘ Read more

When I realize the “Delete” button I implemented has no confirmation ⌘ Read more

Marks in Pompeii may be evidence of ancient Roman ‘machine gun’
A particularly deadly weapon may have once been employed by the Roman army during the siege of Pompeii. It’s certainly an interesting thought exercise… ⌘ Read more

When I discover while debugging that user IDs are sequential and exposed ⌘ Read more

When I receive all the new requests from the sales team ⌘ Read more

6.19.10: stable
Version:6.19.10 (stable)Released:2026-03-25Source:linux-6.19.10.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.19.10.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.19.10 ⌘ Read more

6.18.20: longterm
Version:6.18.20 (longterm)Released:2026-03-25Source:linux-6.18.20.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.20.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.20 ⌘ Read more

6.12.78: longterm
Version:6.12.78 (longterm)Released:2026-03-25Source:linux-6.12.78.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.12.78.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.12.78 ⌘ Read more

6.6.130: longterm
Version:6.6.130 (longterm)Released:2026-03-25Source:linux-6.6.130.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.6.130.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.6.130 ⌘ Read more

6.1.167: longterm
Version:6.1.167 (longterm)Released:2026-03-25Source:linux-6.1.167.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.1.167.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.1.167 ⌘ Read more

When someone stands up in the open space to go get a coffee ⌘ Read more

お知らせ：JPCERT/CC Eyes「世界のCSIRTから ～アゼルバイジャン～」 ⌘ Read more

Elon Musk’s proposed orbital data centers will be larger than the ISS
The SpaceX CEO has revealed new details about his plans for the future, including building AI chips at an unprecedented scale. There are few who could… ⌘ Read more

next-20260324: linux-next
Version:next-20260324 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-24 ⌘ Read more

When I realize the site relies on three different design systems ⌘ Read more

Escaped capybara gives search teams the runaround in England
The evasive mammal managed to escape its handlers at Marwell Zoo last week and has been on the run ever since. An unexpected creature is currently on … ⌘ Read more

When I have to write “just in case” documentation for a project that will be abandoned in 2 months ⌘ Read more

When the new hire tells me they deployed to prod without going through staging first ⌘ Read more

When the boss looks for a volunteer for a production deployment at the end of the day ⌘ Read more

Farmers rubbish ‘worst ever’ EU free trade agreement
The National Farmers’ Federation says the deal will leave farmers without meaningful access to the EU market. ⌘ Read more

お知らせ：JPCERT/CC Eyes「制御システムセキュリティカンファレンス2026 開催レポート」 ⌘ Read more

Prehistoric crocodile-like reptile was so fast it could outrun a dog
The fossilized remains of the Triassic-era creature have been unearthed in Gloucester, England. The British Isles certainly don’t have any crocodiles … ⌘ Read more

next-20260323: linux-next
Version:next-20260323 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-23 ⌘ Read more

When the manager asks me to build a dashboard to track the team’s productivity ⌘ Read more

Sharks in the Bahamas are full of cocaine, caffeine and painkillers
A recent study has highlighted the levels of pharmaceutical pollution happening in the Bahamas. There’s something lurking in the pristine waters of th… ⌘ Read more

When I take a look at a coworker’s repo to grab a piece of code ⌘ Read more

When I learn we’re paying 500 bucks a month for a server that only runs a cron ⌘ Read more

When I discover the auth token never expires ⌘ Read more

Discussion paper released on the Tasmanian Wine Industry as harvest begins
It’s a busy time of the year for the wine industry in Tasmania with the latest vintage underway. ⌘ Read more

7.0-rc5: mainline
Version:7.0-rc5 (mainline)Released:2026-03-22Source:linux-7.0-rc5.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more

Meteorite smashes through roof of house in Houston, Texas
Something fell from the sky over the city’s Spring area on Saturday night, prompting a response from NASA. The bizarre incident began when local resid… ⌘ Read more

Anna Paulina Luna offers update on Trump’s UFO files release
The US Representative has provided a few words hinting at what might be going on behind the scenes. Back in February, President Donald Trump made the … ⌘ Read more

Scientists identify the 45 most Earth-like extrasolar worlds ever found
The shortlist was picked out of more than 6,000 candidates based on a range of factors pertaining to habitability. Given that we still only know of on… ⌘ Read more

15-year-old steals bus, then drives 80 miles to pick up his girlfriend
The teenager had seemingly managed to take the bus without anyone realizing for quite some time. According to reports, the bizarre incident began on M… ⌘ Read more

Bermuda Triangle hunt for lost plane yields unexpected discovery
Divers accompanied by a TV crew had been scouring parts of the infamous region for a World War II plane wreckage. An expanse of ocean in the North Atl… ⌘ Read more

When the sysadmin leaves the company without being replaced ⌘ Read more

next-20260320: linux-next
Version:next-20260320 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-20 ⌘ Read more

When the new CTO wants to track everything in Jira ⌘ Read more

Dancing robot goes nuts, causes chaos in California restaurant
A robot that had been showing off its dance moves to customers ended up getting a little bit too excited. It’s probably no exaggeration to say that ro… ⌘ Read more

When I have to maintain 4 versions in parallel for different clients ⌘ Read more

When the client wants a POC that’s shippable to production ⌘ Read more

When I come across a “TODO urgent” comment dated 2020 ⌘ Read more

Apple variety once thought extinct confirmed on NSW farm
The Rymer variety of cooking apple, once believed to have died out, has been found on a rural property in the NSW Southern Tablelands. ⌘ Read more

Scientists move one step closer to reviving a cryopreserved brain
Researchers have succeeded in partially reviving the frozen brain tissue of a mouse for the first time. Every year, thousands of people around the wor… ⌘ Read more

When I have to trigger a rollback at the end of the day ⌘ Read more