Elon Musk’s proposed orbital data centers will be larger than the ISS
The SpaceX CEO has revealed new details about his plans for the future, including building AI chips at an unprecedented scale. There are few who could… ⌘ Read more
next-20260324: linux-next
Version:next-20260324 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-24 ⌘ Read more
When I realize the site relies on three different design systems ⌘ Read more
Escaped capybara gives search teams the runaround in England
The evasive mammal managed to escape its handlers at Marwell Zoo last week and has been on the run ever since. An unexpected creature is currently on … ⌘ Read more
When I have to write “just in case” documentation for a project that will be abandoned in 2 months ⌘ Read more
When the new hire tells me they deployed to prod without going through staging first ⌘ Read more
When the boss looks for a volunteer for a production deployment at the end of the day ⌘ Read more
Farmers rubbish ‘worst ever’ EU free trade agreement
The National Farmers’ Federation says the deal will leave farmers without meaningful access to the EU market. ⌘ Read more
お知らせ：JPCERT/CC Eyes「制御システムセキュリティカンファレンス2026 開催レポート」 ⌘ Read more
Prehistoric crocodile-like reptile was so fast it could outrun a dog
The fossilized remains of the Triassic-era creature have been unearthed in Gloucester, England. The British Isles certainly don’t have any crocodiles … ⌘ Read more
next-20260323: linux-next
Version:next-20260323 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-23 ⌘ Read more
When the manager asks me to build a dashboard to track the team’s productivity ⌘ Read more
Sharks in the Bahamas are full of cocaine, caffeine and painkillers
A recent study has highlighted the levels of pharmaceutical pollution happening in the Bahamas. There’s something lurking in the pristine waters of th… ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at a coworker’s repo to grab a piece of code ⌘ Read more
When I learn we’re paying 500 bucks a month for a server that only runs a cron ⌘ Read more
When I discover the auth token never expires ⌘ Read more
Discussion paper released on the Tasmanian Wine Industry as harvest begins
It’s a busy time of the year for the wine industry in Tasmania with the latest vintage underway. ⌘ Read more
7.0-rc5: mainline
Version:7.0-rc5 (mainline)Released:2026-03-22Source:linux-7.0-rc5.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more
Meteorite smashes through roof of house in Houston, Texas
Something fell from the sky over the city’s Spring area on Saturday night, prompting a response from NASA. The bizarre incident began when local resid… ⌘ Read more
Anna Paulina Luna offers update on Trump’s UFO files release
The US Representative has provided a few words hinting at what might be going on behind the scenes. Back in February, President Donald Trump made the … ⌘ Read more
Scientists identify the 45 most Earth-like extrasolar worlds ever found
The shortlist was picked out of more than 6,000 candidates based on a range of factors pertaining to habitability. Given that we still only know of on… ⌘ Read more
15-year-old steals bus, then drives 80 miles to pick up his girlfriend
The teenager had seemingly managed to take the bus without anyone realizing for quite some time. According to reports, the bizarre incident began on M… ⌘ Read more
Bermuda Triangle hunt for lost plane yields unexpected discovery
Divers accompanied by a TV crew had been scouring parts of the infamous region for a World War II plane wreckage. An expanse of ocean in the North Atl… ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin leaves the company without being replaced ⌘ Read more
next-20260320: linux-next
Version:next-20260320 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-20 ⌘ Read more
When the new CTO wants to track everything in Jira ⌘ Read more
Dancing robot goes nuts, causes chaos in California restaurant
A robot that had been showing off its dance moves to customers ended up getting a little bit too excited. It’s probably no exaggeration to say that ro… ⌘ Read more
When I have to maintain 4 versions in parallel for different clients ⌘ Read more
When the client wants a POC that’s shippable to production ⌘ Read more
When I come across a “TODO urgent” comment dated 2020 ⌘ Read more
Apple variety once thought extinct confirmed on NSW farm
The Rymer variety of cooking apple, once believed to have died out, has been found on a rural property in the NSW Southern Tablelands. ⌘ Read more
Scientists move one step closer to reviving a cryopreserved brain
Researchers have succeeded in partially reviving the frozen brain tissue of a mouse for the first time. Every year, thousands of people around the wor… ⌘ Read more
When I have to trigger a rollback at the end of the day ⌘ Read more
6.19.9: stable
Version:6.19.9 (stable)Released:2026-03-19Source:linux-6.19.9.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.19.9.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.19.9 ⌘ Read more
6.18.19: longterm
Version:6.18.19 (longterm)Released:2026-03-19Source:linux-6.18.19.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.19.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.19 ⌘ Read more
When I show up to our first meeting where we’re supposed to talk about technical debt ⌘ Read more
next-20260319: linux-next
Version:next-20260319 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-19 ⌘ Read more
Mystery as US government registers alien.gov and aliens.gov domain names
Rumors of impending alien disclosure are rife after the White House registered two mysterious new domain names. According to federal records, the US g… ⌘ Read more
When I delete a useless line of code ⌘ Read more
When my pair says “it compiles, it’s fine, I’m pushing” ⌘ Read more
When I start the project and see multiple outdated dependencies ⌘ Read more
Asteroid sample contains all the building blocks of DNA and RNA
Material collected from the asteroid Ryugu has bolstered the idea that the building blocks of life arrived on Earth from space. Part of the Japanese S… ⌘ Read more
next-20260318: linux-next
Version:next-20260318 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-18 ⌘ Read more
When I find a test print left in production ⌘ Read more
When the client asks if we can have named analytics ⌘ Read more
Tougher tobacco laws on the way as illegal vape market booms
Criminal gangs cashing in on Australia’s illicit tobacco boom will face tougher penalties and expanded police surveillance powers in a fresh crackdown on the black market. ⌘ Read more
New ‘Disclosure Day’ trailer raises more questions than answers
A new trailer for Steven Spielberg’s hotly anticipated UFO disclosure movie has now dropped. For fans of Spielberg’s science fiction classics such as … ⌘ Read more
When I discover the previous dev versioned files using dates in the filenames ⌘ Read more
When I said “this will be quick” and instantly regret it ⌘ Read more
When I fill in the gitignore for my new project ⌘ Read more
Region now lost to the sea was once home to forests thriving with wildlife
During the last ice age, a long-lost landmass once bridged the gap between the UK and mainland Europe. Known as Doggerland, this vast prehistoric land… ⌘ Read more
next-20260317: linux-next
Version:next-20260317 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-17 ⌘ Read more
When I rename a variable and everything breaks ⌘ Read more
Mysterious Iranian radio signal could be activating sleeper agents
Radio sleuths have been left perplexed by an enigmatic radio signal that began broadcasting after the US attacked Iran. Twice a day, a mysterious seri… ⌘ Read more
When I have to rebase a branch that hasn’t been synced for 3 months ⌘ Read more
When I run the tests locally for the first time ⌘ Read more
When I realize no one knows how the app’s permission system works ⌘ Read more
Robot is ‘arrested’ by police after harassing a woman in China
A humanoid Unitree G1 robot was escorted away by police recently after it had been following a pedestrian. A scenario that could easily be mistaken fo… ⌘ Read more
next-20260316: linux-next
Version:next-20260316 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-16 ⌘ Read more
When the client sends their specs as a PowerPoint ⌘ Read more
Astronomers discover completely new category of extrasolar planet
This distant world, known as L98-59d, offers a literal interpretation of the phrase ‘the floor is lava’. At approximately 1.6 times the size of the E… ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand the error but can no longer reproduce it ⌘ Read more
When I have to merge a PR with 157 review comments ⌘ Read more
When I have to train a junior on a project I’m discovering myself ⌘ Read more
7.0-rc4: mainline
Version:7.0-rc4 (mainline)Released:2026-03-15Source:linux-7.0-rc4.tar.gzPatch:full ( incremental) ⌘ Read more
New documentary offers final verdict on Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot video
Newly unearthed footage reportedly proves that the famous clip of a walking Sasquatch is nothing but a hoax. There are few pieces of cryptozoological … ⌘ Read more
Artemis II technical issues fixed: NASA reveals new launch date
It looks like mankind’s first trip around the Moon in decades may finally be happening in the very near future. For those hoping to bear witness to th… ⌘ Read more
‘Time travel’ conspiracy surrounds 100-year-old ‘Trump’ drawings
Back in the early 20th-Century, a Prussian artist named Charles Dellschau created some very peculiar sketches. Dellschau, who emigrated to Texas in 18… ⌘ Read more
Large, invasive spider species has spread across Mississippi and beyond
A giant, visually striking invasive species of spider has been spreading rapidly across the continental United States. The species - known as Trichone… ⌘ Read more
Woman spends 70 days counting out loud to reach 1,070,000
A woman from Nigeria has achieved a new Guinness World Record by counting out loud for several weeks straight. Imagine doing nothing at all with your … ⌘ Read more
6.19.8: stable
Version:6.19.8 (stable)Released:2026-03-13Source:linux-6.19.8.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.19.8.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.19.8 ⌘ Read more
6.18.18: longterm
Version:6.18.18 (longterm)Released:2026-03-13Source:linux-6.18.18.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.18.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.18 ⌘ Read more
next-20260313: linux-next
Version:next-20260313 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-13 ⌘ Read more
When the boss wants a smart chatbot ASAP for our marketing site ⌘ Read more
When the client wants a push notification for every action in their app ⌘ Read more
FBI joins the search as mystery of missing USAF general deepens
Retired general William Neil McCasland had many links to government conspiracies and the UFO phenomenon. It’s a mystery that continues to grip the nat… ⌘ Read more
When the CI takes 45 minutes to pass ⌘ Read more
When I have to edit a config file that’s several hundred lines long ⌘ Read more
When I find a project online that’s almost exactly the same as mine ⌘ Read more
Enigmatic interstellar visitor 3I/ATLAS yields intriguing new discovery
The object, which made headline news last year, appears to contain something that scientists were not expecting. By now, just about everyone will have… ⌘ Read more
next-20260312: linux-next
Version:next-20260312 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-12 ⌘ Read more
When I manage to fix the bug the team had been stuck on for days ⌘ Read more
When the bug disappears when I add a console.log ⌘ Read more
Man and woman were once tied to each other for an entire year
A peculiar experiment once saw two performance artists tie themselves together with an 8ft length of rope. Imagine being permanently attached to anoth… ⌘ Read more
When my pip install works on the first try ⌘ Read more
6.18.17: longterm
Version:6.18.17 (longterm)Released:2026-03-12Source:linux-6.18.17.tar.xzPGP Signature:linux-6.18.17.tar.signPatch:full ( incremental)ChangeLog:ChangeLog-6.18.17 ⌘ Read more
When my completely untested and unsecured prototype ends up in production ⌘ Read more
When my database update that was supposed to take 30 seconds is still running after 5 minutes ⌘ Read more
Queen bumblebees have the ability to breath underwater, study finds
The insects appear to have a unique solution to surviving the winter in flooded, underground conditions. A question that is often asked is how certain… ⌘ Read more
When my pair tells me they managed to get us extra time for our delivery ⌘ Read more
next-20260311: linux-next
Version:next-20260311 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-11 ⌘ Read more
When I realize the passwords in the legacy project I took over are stored in plain text ⌘ Read more
Mystery surrounds Bigfoot sightings surge in Portage County, Ohio
Something big has been lurking in the forests of Ohio this month and quite a few people claim to have seen it. Despite a lack of definitive evidence o… ⌘ Read more
When I realize my hotfix created 3 other bugs ⌘ Read more
When I discover all the business logic is handled in the database ⌘ Read more
When we come across a library that’s going to save us one to two weeks of dev ⌘ Read more
Flower importers feel the pinch as Iran war affects flight routes
The war in the Middle East is not just affecting petrol prices and travel plans — florists and their suppliers have suddenly found themselves unable to supply blooms due to the disruption of air freight routes. ⌘ Read more
New vintage underway
As predicted, a late start for the 2026 Tasmanian wine grape vintage with harvest getting underway this week. ⌘ Read more
next-20260310: linux-next
Version:next-20260310 (linux-next)Released:2026-03-10 ⌘ Read more
Could the infamous Majestic-12 papers have been real all along?
Documents pertaining to a shadowy UFO organization known as Majestic-12 may hold more merit than previously thought. The idea that there could be a cl… ⌘ Read more