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When the senior dev shows me how they optimize their queries ⌘ Read more
next-20260416: linux-next
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When the sysadmin walks through the open space while we’re checking something on the prod server ⌘ Read more
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お知らせ:ソフトウェア等の脆弱性関連情報に関する届出状況[2026年第1四半期(1月~3月)] ⌘ Read more
お知らせ:JPCERT/CC 四半期レポート[2026年1月1日~2026年3月31日] ⌘ Read more
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When I realize I accidentally mass-emailed 50,000 users ⌘ Read more
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next-20260415: linux-next
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‘Titanic II’ is still a thing… but we won’t be seeing it for quite a while
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When the PO strongly pushes me to handle a story that’s not part of the sprint ⌘ Read more
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Kacey Musgraves films ‘crazy’ UFOs over Arkansas and Tennessee
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next-20260414: linux-next
Version:next-20260414 (linux-next)Released:2026-04-14 ⌘ Read more
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When the client wants the logo to be clickable “but especially without a link” ⌘ Read more
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Another AI rant:
One of the “key features” of LLMs is that you can use “natural language”, because that is supposed to be easier than having to learn a programming language. So, when someone says to me, “I automated this process using AI!”, what they mean is: They have written a very, very large Markdown document. In this document, they list what the AI is supposed to do.
In prose.
This is a complete disaster.
Programming and programming languages have one crucial property: They follow a well-defined structure and every word has a well-defined meaning. That is absolutely brilliant, because I can read this and I can follow the program in my head. I can build a mental model. I can debug this, down to the precise instructions that the CPU executes. This all follows well-defined patterns that you can reason about.
But with these Markdown files, I am completely lost. We lose all these important properties! No debugging, no reasoning about program flow, nothing. It’s all gone. It’s a magic black box now, literally randomized, that may or may not do what you wanted, in some order.
People now throw these Markdown files at me … and … am I supposed to read this? Why? It’s completely random and fuzzy.
Sadly, these AI tools are good enough to be able to mostly grasp the authors intentions. Hence people don’t see the harm they cause, because “it works”.
We already have a ton of automations like this at work: Tickets get piped through an LLM and these Markdown files / prompts determine what will happen with the ticket, and maybe they trigger additional actions as well, like account creation or granting permissions. All based on fuzzy natural language – that no two humans will ever properly agree on.
Jesus Christ, we’re now INTENTIONALLY bringing the ambiguity of legal texts and lawyers into programming.
Using natural language is NOT easier than using a programming language. It is HARDER. Have you people never read a legal contract? And that stuff can STILL be debated in a court room.
I can’t begin to comprehend why we, tech folks, push this so hard. What is wrong with you? Or me?
(And, once again, we’re ignoring other factors here. LLMs use a ton of energy and ressources, that we don’t have to spare. It’s expensive as fuck. It doesn’t even run locally on our servers, meaning we give all these credentials and permissions to some US company. It’s insane.)
next-20260413: linux-next
Version:next-20260413 (linux-next)Released:2026-04-13 ⌘ Read more
Yet another prominent US official has disappeared without a trace
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When the project manager says “we’ll see that in v2” for everything that’s complicated ⌘ Read more
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7.0: mainline
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Meet the teens learning maths, English and winemaking at school
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Prehistoric fossil discovery proves that early mammals laid eggs
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6.1.168: longterm
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Mystery still surrounds string of UFO-linked scientist disappearances
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next-20260410: linux-next
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When the entire app lives in a single React component ⌘ Read more
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When I discover the cache system is just a simple text file ⌘ Read more
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Man pleads guilty to dealing with millions of dollars from illegal tobacco
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Major fire destroys huge toilet paper supply warehouse in California
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next-20260409: linux-next
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When the boss tells me they were generous with their estimate for a batch of features ⌘ Read more
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When I’m about to join a meeting with a client disputing a deliverable ⌘ Read more
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Golden Dome: is Trump’s missile defense system even plausible?
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next-20260408: linux-next
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When someone comes looking for me to fix a bug in production ⌘ Read more
Earthset: Artemis II offers a breathtaking window on our world
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When the tester tells me “it’s broken” with no further details ⌘ Read more
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When the product owner changes ticket priorities every hour ⌘ Read more
next-20260407: linux-next
Version:next-20260407 (linux-next)Released:2026-04-07 ⌘ Read more
When the designer asks for a parallax effect and I look up what that actually looks like ⌘ Read more
Former MoD UFO investigator Nick Pope has died, aged 60
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Nationals deputy leader says supermarkets should pay farmers more for produce
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GUEST: Darren Chester, Shadow Minister for Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry
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next-20260406: linux-next
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60 years on: Australia’s Westall UFO incident continues to intrigue
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6.6.133: longterm
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7.0-rc7: mainline
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Neanderthal lineage discovery might help explain why they went extinct
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WA’s record for heaviest pumpkin broken
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New Turin Shroud study raises more questions than answers
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High-ranking FEMA official claims he was once ‘teleported 50 miles’
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Sick of not knowing if your avocado is ripe or bruised? This scanner could change that
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911 call reveals new clues in hunt for missing US Air Force general
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next-20260403: linux-next
Version:next-20260403 (linux-next)Released:2026-04-03 ⌘ Read more
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What would happen to us if the Sun suddenly disappeared?
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6.6.132: longterm
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6.12.80: longterm
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6.6.131: longterm
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