Today is the ides of march. Celebrate by shanking your friends.

Today is the ides of march. Celebrate by being ware.

Today is boxing day. Celebrate by picking a fight with a kangaroo.

Today is boxing day. Celebrate by casting to Object.

World sleep day is my favorite holy day. I start by heavily celebrating it.

Life in the eternal roaring twilight is austere but not without joys. There is great celebration every time the hunters bring home skyjelly.