@david@daiwei.me yeah, I’d reverted the changes I had made a couple of minutes ago and the parleyctl check looks good, but the federation is still broken by the looks of things.
@david@daiwei.me I did was trying a little something since CF won’t proxy anything other HTTP(s) and ended up Borking my instance. Things should be working by now.
@zyak@twtxt.z85b.xyz Sounds great! Next time, you have to snap a pic or two. :-)
@prologic@twtxt.net Right, sorry!
It’s a video filmed by a person standing on a beach. The hero of this little movie is a guy on a stand-up paddle board: He’s out on the ocean and tries to reach his air mattress, which is floating on the ocean next to him. But it’s a cloudy and windy day, and he can’t quite reach it. So he keeps paddling and paddling, until he almost got it. Then, another gust of wind – the mattress is gone again. But he doesn’t give up! He keeps paddling, almost reaches it – and another gust of wind. This keeps going for quite a while. Eventually, he is so close to his air mattress that he jumps off his board and tries to truly grab the mattress. And he aaaaaaalllllmooooooooost got it! But then, of course, another big gust of wind and the mattress gets pushed far, far away. Probably gone for good. 🥲
@zyak@twtxt.z85b.xyz Hah 🤣 The property of Twtxt / Yarn.social that we all enjoy is how slow that ecosystem is 😅
@zyak@twtxt.z85b.xyz Nice! 👌 let me know if there are any other improvements we can make 🙏
@zyak@twtxt.z85b.xyz Oh nice! 👌 Are you using the Twtxt.spp with it too? 🧐
@movq@www.uninformativ.de LMAO 🤣
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win.
@prologic@twtxt.net Let’s hope there are no more … ahem … party poopers. 🤣
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org It is!
@prologic@twtxt.net Very nice view! I reckon this is a lake not a river?
Some more pics of where were staying 👌

@itsericwoodward@itsericwoodward.com Nothing beats an own collection in my opinion. However, for parties and the like, it’s really great to be able to add random bits to the playlist that noone else has ever heard before. :-)
@itsericwoodward@itsericwoodward.com Sometimes, all things come together. I’m glad both of you are feeling better now and wishing you a continued speedy recovery. Also, happy hacking!
Looking forward to the photos. :-)
@david@daiwei.me Easy, Twtxt is similar to IRC. If you publish the password here, e.g. hunter2, only @itsericwoodward@itsericwoodward.com will be able to read it as it is his. See?!
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Oh yeah, very interesting. Thanks for telling us!
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Ah, I see. Didn’t cross my mind to use Inkscape for that. I hope to remember this once I run into a similar situation.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Yeah, some letters are really unreadable. And I always, always read the “s” as an “f”. Every time.
Yeah, I find it telling when Nazis use Fraktur. Very interesting, I wasn’t aware that occupied regions couldn’t read the orders.
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Might be because the typical “German Fraktur” (this isn’t a thing) uses very unusual uppercase letters. And “k” is just weird. And “f” and “ſ” (long “s”) are very close together.
This is “Luther’sche Fraktur” from around 1708 (a photo from the book “Fraktur” by Albert Kapr), the book says this was one of the most popular ones:
I have lots of trouble deciphering those uppercase letters.
By the way, this is worth mentioning: Fraktur fonts are often associated with Nazi Germany, but did you know that the Nazis eventually banned these fonts in 1941?
Yeah. Typical Nazi stuff.
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Coloring wasn’t too bad, I did it in Inkscape where I can easily move those rectangles around. 😅
@movq@www.uninformativ.de That’s dedication. And it really shows. Again, your font is easier to read for me than the average Fraktur I come across. I don’t really understand it, but I trip more often in books.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de One more human to add, I just got to read it. Cool stuff, coloring in these hexdumps by hand must have been a ton of work, my goodness. Much appreciated, though. :-)
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Thanks. 😅 I didn’t check the time, but I guess something between 15 and 30 minutes? 🤔
@david@daiwei.me The “e” in “tired” and the “a” in “that”. 🥴
@prologic@twtxt.net Voyeur! :-D
@movq@www.uninformativ.de I like it! Even the accidents. So pretty! How long did it take you to write this?
@david@daiwei.me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@david@daiwei.me But it was on the side of the road!!! and she had her pants around her ankles, stark naked for all passing traffic to see ad she did a shit!!! 💩
@david@daiwei.me yea but it’s very windy, uncomfortably so and very crowded 🤯
we’re here now 👌 
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Helloooo! 🐦⬛
@prologic@twtxt.net A person? Pooping on the street? Yikes.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Wahrscheinlich, aber ich find das klasse. :-)
@arne@uplegger.eu Hahaha, die sind echt urkomisch, großartig! :‘-D
Werwolfpisse, ich lach mich schlapp! :’-D
@prologic@twtxt.net That’s a good looking rig you have at a nice spot. I also really love the bark texture of these gum trees. Keep the pics coming. :-)
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Oh, lovely. 🥳
@arne@uplegger.eu Entschuldige, aber auf Rechtschreibfehler hinzuweisen, ist vermutlich das deutscheste, was ein Mensch tun kann. 😂
@arne@uplegger.eu (Hey, no kink shaming.)
@david@daiwei.me @prologic@twtxt.net Hahaha, thanks! :-D
Stop over in a place called Gin Gin 😅
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org very nice 👌
@arne@uplegger.eu Ich wundere mich jedes Mal, dass der Begriff “Pils” im Ausland so gar kein Begriff ist. Als “Lager” oder “Blonde” wird einem oft ekelhaftes IPA (Werwolfpisse) kredenzt.
@arne@uplegger.eu Die lieben Franzosen, denen mein französisches Gestammel zu lange dauerte und sie selbstständig anfingen Englisch zu sprechen (jung und alt!). Auf der anderen Seite dann die Kuchenbestellung im Geschäft und Tischreservierung im Restaurant, die lehrbuchmäßig durchliefen.
@arne@uplegger.eu Mein spontaner Friseurbesuch in Lyon, bei dem ich mich in “Frenglisch” mit dem Barbier über die Stadt, das Leben und Videospiele unterhalten habe.
@arne@uplegger.eu Da war in Venedig die Bedienung, die am guten “britischen Englisch” erkannt hat, dass ich aus Deutschland komme - und weil ich auf einen Rechtschreibfehler im Rabatt-Programm der Speisekarte hinwies.
@prologic@twtxt.net I expected Yeppoon to be way more north. :-D But it’s indeed north of you. Have fun! The weather forecast doesn’t sound too bad.
@arne@uplegger.eu Geil! Jetzt bin ich aber auf Deine Geschichten zum Sprachwirrwarr gespannt. Erzähl. :-)
@prologic@twtxt.net Currently, yarnd links @david@daiwei.me’s mention to /external?uri=… that results in an HTTP 404 “Cannot find external feed”. I reckon no user on this yarnd is subscribed to @mlot@tilde.club’s feed, hence there’s nothing to show. Just fetching the feed on demand of course isn’t an option for privacy and security reasons, at least not for anonymous users. However, in my opinion it would be better if the link pointed to the raw feed URL instead.
Hahaha, @david@daiwei.me! Why did the duck go to jail?
echo Zm9yIHNlbGxpbmcgcXVhY2sK | base64 -d
I’m off for a week on a week-long trip up north (Australia), to a place called Yeppoon. I’ll be sporactily around on Yarn/Twtxt, but probably having too much relaxing fun with my family 😅 Cya’s in a week or so 🏝️
@david@daiwei.me I’ve added in a little exception to the WAF, if it doesn’t work (at least until I figure why the hell are twtxt-app requests getting caught up in my Known Bad Actors rule in the first place), then I’ll have to tear the whole thing down and redo it from scratch.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Suddenly makes David versus Goliath much more believable.
@david@daiwei.me Hmmmm²
That’s using twtxt.app.
So, this is happening:

And this:

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com He’s asleep by now 😅
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org unfortunately, you’ve guessed right.
@david@daiwei.me Are you still getting the 403 thing?
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org That is unexpected indeed. There was a slingshot involved in the last book I read and that sounded much less terrifying. 😅
/dev/ulpt0. The netbook doesn’t have a parallel port, so this must be done over USB. NetBSD.escp was created by a little custom ESC/P converter written in C. 🥳
@shinyoukai@twtxt.net Sounds promising. 🤔 I’ll check it out!
@aelaraji@aelaraji.com Let me guess, thirty parties and one worse than the other? All the best of luck to you!
Aha, @david@daiwei.me was revealed to be hammering against @aelaraji@aelaraji.com’s door! :-D
@aelaraji@aelaraji.com Haha 🤣 I’ve found the only effective defense is to make the request(s) cost you nothing or very little. Trying to defeat all this en-mass scraping/crawling and defective bots is such a PITA 🤦♂️
@david@daiwei.me sorry you got caught in my 403 mess. My tiny tin box is being hammered at by some BS AI bot for a ~week now, so I might have gone a bit too defensive with my WAF & Co. 🤭 I’ll investigate in the morning.
@david@daiwei.me @movq@www.uninformativ.de Yup, no issues. Only @bmallred@staystrong.run’s feed is broken for me for some time.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Heard them in a video. Here’s the last one: What did the duck detective say to his partner?
echo SSBob3BlIHdlIHF1YWNrIHRoaXMgY2FzZS4K | base64 -d
/dev/ulpt0. The netbook doesn’t have a parallel port, so this must be done over USB. NetBSD.escp was created by a little custom ESC/P converter written in C. 🥳
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Ah, I see. I should start working from my bed. ;-)
Never tried Gentoo. Maybe something to look into.
@david@daiwei.me Works for me. 🤔
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Bwahahaha, brilliant! :-D
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Hell no, I won’t feed you my hair!
/dev/ulpt0. The netbook doesn’t have a parallel port, so this must be done over USB. NetBSD.escp was created by a little custom ESC/P converter written in C. 🥳
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Yeah, the partition stuff with disklabels is what I’m absolutely not used to. I need to invest more time learning this. Not just using it, but how and where is it represented on disk and all that.
I carry my notebook/netbook around a lot. 😅 Watching movies in bed, for example.
I think I’ll stick with NetBSD for a while. It works surprisingly well, it’s new stuff to explore, it’s fast, and then there’s this:
https://mastodon.sdf.org/@netbsd/112446618914747900
Gentoo (https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Project:Council/AI_policy) might be another idea, but I’m afraid that the little netbook might be too slow for that? Or are there binary packages? No idea, it’s been ages since I touched this distro.
(Regarding Linux in general … we all know what Linus said. I’m not sure where this project is heading.)
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Where do all these come from?! 😂
Oh, I’d love to build a shed with you, @movq@www.uninformativ.de. :-)
/dev/ulpt0. The netbook doesn’t have a parallel port, so this must be done over USB. NetBSD.escp was created by a little custom ESC/P converter written in C. 🥳
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Cool shit! I also just read your report on installing NetBSD. What a journey. So, you still need to know what you’re doing. But if you make it foolproof, the world invents a new idiot. :-)
I also use an ethernet cable everywhere. It’s just what I’m used to for decades and I don’t carry around my laptop in the house anyway. It stays on the desk.
So, next up FreeBSD? ;-)
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Maybe, yeah. I will not try to find out. :-D
@GabesArcade@gabesarcade.com Pretty good thanks! 😊 Went out last night to celebrate my birthday with my wife and my best mate and her wife. It was a lovely day/night out 👌 – How about you so far?
This was supposed to be a reply to @david@daiwei.me . It has been too long I forgot how to things properly 😅
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Rest assured, they will do it that way. It’s a stupid world. 🤣
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Jesus. 😂😂😂
@athanasia@twtxt.net The main problem is that I don’t front mbox.blue with my Edge infra that I front the rest of my infra with. So mbox.blue is kind of independent if that makes sense. It has nothing in front of it to protect anything. So I would just put a simple Caddy PoW at it’s reverse proxy and call it a day if that works for you? – I think I’ll make this per-box/per-user configurable too?
@athanasia@twtxt.net I actally have my own PoW that I can put in front of mbox.blue if you like. It works very similarly to Anubis. I do have to warn you however, I don’t really think these PoW techniques are very effective IMO. Also re Guestbook message, sure, one sec…
@prologic@twtxt.net @david@daiwei.me Maybe in a month or so when I have free mental capacity again, I might take a look. Happy IRCing!
Righto, @movq@www.uninformativ.de! What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
echo cXVhY2tzIGluIHRoZSBwYXZlbWVudAo= | base64 -d
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Sehr hübsch! Ich habs nun auch geschafft, uff!
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Keep ’em coming! 🤣
@klaxzy@klaxzy.net Thanks, I told it my Factorio nerd mate. Some years ago, I also played it every now and then, but optimizing the last bits out of everything was never my cup of tea. Didn’t find it enjoyable. Happy building!
👋 Calling all decentralised enthusiasts that still remembers and use IRC 😎
Please come join us in a new, truely, decentralised IRC-based chat experience by standing up your own Parley instance on your own domain (bring your own OIDC auth or use the built-in).
Pick your favourite IRCv3-compatible client (there’s heaps out there!).
And peer with either me james@mills.io or Admin -> Peers -> Add mills.io or @david@daiwei.me via david@ratha.us or simply ratha.us (in Admin -> Peers -> Add).
See you online! 🤞 #decentralised #irc #chat
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Then let’s continue. Who has webbed feet and fangs?
echo Q291bnQgRHVja3VsYQo= | base64 -d
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Yes! That’s the good stuff. That’s why I’m here. Mmmmmhhhhhhhhh! 😃
@itsericwoodward@itsericwoodward.com Wow, this is the very first time I ever come across YouTube Music. :-O
@thecanine@twtxt.net Haha, my brain first tricked me into thinking this dog is scratching behind its ear with its paw.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Since you liked this silly joke, what’s a duck’s favorite TV program to watch?
echo YSBkdWNrdW1lbnRhcnkK | base64 -d
Simplified logo doggo

@movq@www.uninformativ.de We just need to set up a very good telescope some roughly 50 million light years away from earth. %-S
@david@daiwei.me I just wanted some cheap USB disks to test with, nothing fancy LOL, serves me right 😂