Once we get immortality, there’s going to be a rare breed of immortals that have come to terms with death because they were once mortal
Something takes over your body while you can only watch. It’s kinder, makes better jokes, you begin to wonder if maybe it’s for the better
To escape the matrix, overwrite the simulation stack’s return pointer: Dream the right paradoxes and you’ll wake into the real world
The animal colloquially known as “lens flare” is in fact a usually invisible moth that’s drawn to cameras
Druids, stranded on an island, build a Frankenstein tree out of driftwood, rip the pages out of books to give it leaves
“These pyramids didn’t build themselves”↵Actually they did, they’re asleep right now, or did you expect the aliens to be carbon based
@durcheinandr@durcheinandr.de Can i add you to the list of we-are-twtxt?
@durcheinandr@durcheinandr.de Can i add you to the list of we-are-twtxt?
I’m currently listening to the Barcelona Gipsy Klezmer Orchestra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVc6rywClWk
I’m currently listening to the Barcelona Gipsy Klezmer Orchestra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVc6rywClWk
@durcheinandr@durcheinandr.de At least you were kill by a gnome and haven’t starved to death. #nethack
@durcheinandr@durcheinandr.de Hi, welcome to twtxt! Just noticed that you are following me by disclose_identity. Very cool! :)
@durcheinandr@durcheinandr.de At least you were kill by a gnome and haven’t starved to death. #nethack
@durcheinandr@durcheinandr.de Hi, welcome to twtxt! Just noticed that you are following me by disclose_identity. Very cool! :)
best elemental pets:↵water: easy to care for, trusting, soothing sounds↵earth: will pretend to be a new piece of architecture every day
@freemor@freemor.homelinux.net Had you time to work on your BBGW yet?
@freemor@freemor.homelinux.net Had you time to work on your BBGW yet?
if you replace parts of the brain with equally functional chinese rooms, at what point does the assemblage cease to be conscious
Let’s see what it will do to my twtfile… :)
Let’s see what it will do to my twtfile… :)
“They moved in a month ago and I didn’t have the heart to throw them out”, she says. Two hummingbird chicks peer at you over a nest of hair.
Gods love to play the game “let’s hide our names in the past”. Near always, their arrival will have been foretold by obscure old media.
With this new brain firmware, you won’t need to sleep anymore, downside is rare crashes that will require a technician to reboot you
Especially https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kushari was an unexpected pleasure. I’m not used to find cheap vegetarian fast food… :)
Especially https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kushari was an unexpected pleasure. I’m not used to find cheap vegetarian fast food… :)
in case both participants prefer the backseat, compatible bots may also (human-imperceptibly) negotiate to not engage in smalltalk at all
using brain implants with control over your facial nerves to let a chatbot handle your meatspace smalltalk
We grant you freedom↵No leaders↵No masters↵Earth is free to rule itself now↵Merely a speck of light from our escape capsule
Welcome to acausal economics 101, where we find out how to make pascal’s mugger behave and trade equitably with basilisks
Do not cross the spaceport mafia. They’ll tie an antigrav pod to your feet and throw you into the sky.
The witch’s books lose their pages in autumn and are reduced to their spines in winter. But each spring, they’ll grow new knowledge.
Open 25/7, the shop’s sign says. You think they’re being cute but one night, the clocks don’t seem to work, the other customers lack eyes,
Over the crash scene, the drones are already circling, waiting to descend on the wreckage and incorporate whatever usable parts are left
I just want to know, can you apply for asylum with international megacorps yet
To save CPU, the simulators deduplicate parts of minds common to many humans, which sometimes causes ideas to leak between similar minds
online service where people vote for DNA sequences to be included in the next season’s flu
tiny sprites live in our servers and will sometimes put their ears to our fibers to hear the heartbeat of the internet
Add Line Numbers to Log Output ⌘ Read more…
Defense mechanism: Embed yourself so deeply in physics so that any entity attempting to simulate you will have to run a full universe.
Between the pixels lies a void. They’re doing their best to outshine it but it remains, patiently watching, hungry
In the meadow stands an ancient tree, a survivor. Climb its branches and you’ll get lost, to be found days later in a forest miles away.
Decode It Like It’s 1999
A few years ago I started to work on an MPEG1 Video decoder, completely written in JavaScript. Now, I finally found the time to clean up the library, improve its performance, make it more error resilient and modular and add an MP2 Audio decoder and MPEG-TS demuxer. This makes this library not just an MPEG decoder, but a full video player.
In this blog post I want to talk a bit about the challenges and various interesting
bits I discovered during the development of this library. You’ll … ⌘ Read more
While it looks immortal, this amoeba simply happens to divide along the fourth dimension, thus forming an organism spanning timelines.
Sail to Ensenada, Mexico | https://wiki.xxiivv.com/black
wakes up from cryosleep what year is it↵”still 2017 but we figured you might want to see the aliens before they depart again”
the once great forest is decaying, overgrown with houses that stick to the towering trees like leeches
since that cordyceps trip, getting up isn’t becoming any easier with all these mycelium tendrils rooting you to the bed over night
we open our messages to see them from the other side, play the other’s role so well that we ourselves couldn’t tell from the logs
looked over IPFS - looks interesting - will give it a try to see how many other people are already using it.
the odyssey but set in the hypnopelago, dreamer trying to return to the waking state but never quite managing, angering many dream gods,
all those ideas left at the hypnopelago’s shores when one drifts off to sleep, waiting for the oneironauts to return and remember
The kingdoms inside your head send emissaries to offer fresh insights, dazzling mindgems, the cutest tulpas, all to make you think of them
occasionally, the simulators will steal a good idea from physics and port the universe to that because it runs faster that way
http://ipfs.io/ I want to learn more - bookmark
twtxt doesn’t seem to have gathered much traction over the past year?
the work of the seventh day, He lost to a hard drive crash, so He settled for the reduced version
Tomorrow I’m off for a two week vacation to Egypt. #vacation
Tomorrow I’m off for a two week vacation to Egypt. #vacation
cursed image: the rubik’s cube solves to show the same color on all sides
But publishing takes a long time, maybe I fork a detached subprocess to handle that. Mhh. You’ve been warned. #ipfs
But publishing takes a long time, maybe I fork a detached subprocess to handle that. Mhh. You’ve been warned. #ipfs
Publishing to #ipfs now works reliable in #txtnix. You can find me at /ipns/QmZxsWLdxMcpb34qXtDyFAVtUDDm9Fp2G24NSjS8fGWBWY/twtxt.txt
Publishing to #ipfs now works reliable in #txtnix. You can find me at /ipns/QmZxsWLdxMcpb34qXtDyFAVtUDDm9Fp2G24NSjS8fGWBWY/twtxt.txt
How to use #txtnix with tor: HTTPS_PROXY=socks://localhost:9050 txtnix timeline Or use the new variables http_proxy and https_proxy
How to use #txtnix with tor: HTTPS_PROXY=socks://localhost:9050 txtnix timeline Or use the new variables http_proxy and https_proxy
Useless, but neat! http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/15/deep-learning-enables-you-to-hide-screen-when-your-boss-is-approaching/
Useless, but neat! http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/15/deep-learning-enables-you-to-hide-screen-when-your-boss-is-approaching/
Recorded as the first germ to be transmitted through aesthetics, subsequent forms start varying the dreams they produce and are hotly traded
“Nothing” used to come from “to nothe” but it lost the subject slot since there’s nothing that could nothe. Today we only know its gerund.
I upload a version of #txtnix with that feature as soon as i have some time to clean up the code
@abliss@abliss.keybase.pub I’m still just appending to my twtxt, my client signs it afterwards and uploads the signed version.
I upload a version of #txtnix with that feature as soon as i have some time to clean up the code
@abliss@abliss.keybase.pub I’m still just appending to my twtxt, my client signs it afterwards and uploads the signed version.
Sometimes you know a new tool is better but you are so used to the old one… :)
@kas@enotty.dk Yeah, ranger is cool, but i have to admit that i just start mc when i need a “graphical” file manager
Sometimes you know a new tool is better but you are so used to the old one… :)
@kas@enotty.dk Yeah, ranger is cool, but i have to admit that i just start mc when i need a “graphical” file manager
And i’m back on reednj, totally forgot to update my .htaccess after the last url change. #twtxt
And i’m back on reednj, totally forgot to update my .htaccess after the last url change. #twtxt
New repository: aquilax/dnevnik-trololo - Chrome extension to hide comments for certain users in Dnevnik.bg
those who resolve to think only object level thoughts about stones, trees, flowing water, with politics at least two levels too meta
countersignal a meme by passing on a prime opportunity to use it while everybody is aware of that opportunity
a distinct selective advantage for memes is to break the mind’s use-mention barrier
%: I like mine really rank. Like, strings of civilization through the thing. If it tries to escape your mouth, then you know it’s good shit.
As soon as the spiral forms, add Life™ to your milky way. The cheese is ripe when Dyson bubbles begin to form around stars. Enjoy the snack.
@pelmel@pelmel.org Nice to see a new user! Have fun!
@pelmel@pelmel.org Nice to see a new user! Have fun!
#txtnix would only unfollow urls with 410. Now you can set the variable unfollow_codes to list additional codes like 404 and 403.
#txtnix would only unfollow urls with 410. Now you can set the variable unfollow_codes to list additional codes like 404 and 403.
Her clothes turn brown in autumn to completely fall off in winter. As she enters cold sleep, she’s hardly discernible from a large root.
In there, it’s a whole other world, not flat, but round and hollow. The turtle’s heart pumps light through quartz veins to illuminate it.
Every once in an aeon, the turtle will turn its head to graze on its back and condemn millions to live within the cave systems of its belly.
Another failure mode: The box is so good that humans line up to get their own and never leave
The trick to making the AI stay in its box is to make the box really cozy. Also, give it cat traits, splice in half a cat brain or so.
The master relates: “A shackle against which one doesn’t strain ceases to be one. Another way out.”
Text fields are the real windows into the soul, but opaque from the inside. Still, one stares at them as if something were to appear.
So, what are we planning to do on twtxt first #birthday? https://github.com/buckket/twtxt/commit/d5c9e1da0b
So, what are we planning to do on twtxt first #birthday? https://github.com/buckket/twtxt/commit/d5c9e1da0b
History does not repeat but rhyme, in fact it hates to throw away a good rhyme and will force the issue if necessary