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PETS & THEIR IDEAL PLACES BY PROFESSION:â”Raven: shoulder (seer)â”Parrot: same (pirate)â”Cat: lap (supervillain)â”Ouroboros: neck (demiurge)
This far from the disk, it appears like a catâs pupil in the sun, opening and closing as it spins
The trick to making the AI stay in its box is to make the box really cozy. Also, give it cat traits, splice in half a cat brain or so.
âWhy cats?â Well, source material is readily available, and would humans really let digital life into their files if it werenât cute?
Some of those computer viruses have now evolved to be benign, in fact hunt other viruses in exchange for shelter, wear cat pictures as icons
and the Walls crumpled up- like Paper- and behind it there was this, like, Lack of a Rainbow, my eyes still hurt, and half our cat is Gone
Cats are a social parasite co-opting human reproduction. For our futureâs sake, we must steal their niche and evolve catgirls and catboys.
Iâd like to turn in this mirror, itâs broken. Shows things that donât exist. Our cat walked into it, now sheâs a ferret. I hate ferrets.
nested irises open, each reveals a different color, youâd think the pupil would show up eventually but no, itâs a yellow cat iris this time
your cat molts, steps out of her skin, emerges just a bit tallerâ”not long until she spins a fluffy cocoon to end her caterpillar stage
A few of them are just returning from a flight and carrying an emaciated looking cat in their claws.â”Could it be they rescued helium kitten?
Does cat /proc/fs/xfs/stat | awk â/^ig/{print $1}â == 0 really mean that iâm not using the inode cache?
Does cat /proc/fs/xfs/stat | awk â/^ig/{print $1}â == 0 really mean that iâm not using the inode cache?
We sacrificed a cat (dying of cancer) to animate a pot and now the pot purrs loudly whenever we cook with it. Enjoys the heat, most likely.
[GLITCH HAZARD]â”contents may:â”scramble memoriesâ”duplicate your catâ”pixelate important body partsâ”make you conceive yourself retroactively
You have a cat, large, white and fluffy. Her purr is like distant thunder, and her eyes glint like the setting sun on a lake.