let the quote marks hit the floor / let the quote marks hit the floor / let the quote marks hit the floor / let the quote marks hit the floor …

65 WWDC ’19 lines in twtxt.txt, 140 total lines. WWDC ’19 accounts for 46% of all my twtxt output. 🤔

“Available in the fall”

That looks like my local Apple Store. I wonder how similar the normal ones are to each other.

macOS Goat Rock

SwiftUI 🤔

450k apps using Swift…what’s that as a percentage?

Ever wanted to walk through your own Barbie house? Now you can. Or should be able to.

Where’s the teapot for this AR tester?

This Jira app doesn’t look awful.

“make the logo bigger”

Craig, quit hypercorrecting “Mojave” plzkthx

“based on their existing iPad apps” 🤔

iOS and macOS get to Windows Vista levels of voice recognition. Finally.

SHOW NUMBERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

iPad as a second display? Yes please.

4K TV on Apple computers? Finally.

Machine learning to analyze podcast contents. Interesting.

Finder syncs. Yay. Right?

PAGING JWZ

iTunes, the Katamari Damacy ball

…probably not a homeless guy using his Mac?

Wait, the stand costs $1,000?

Wow. Rack-mounted Macs Pro.

Nobody going “woo” for portrait-mode coding? Hunh.

Portrait mode? Yes please.

EXTREEEEEEEEME

Oh wow, guess Photoshop can really tax your monitor.

6K? Yeah, I could fit a code sidebar in the extra width.

“quiet operation” is something people have to ask for on a fancy monitor?

neat, casually adding a 1,000-person orchestra

neat, casually adding a 100-person orchestra

as quiet as an iMac pro if it’s under your desk under low loads YESSSSSS

PCI expansion, back to the Mac

A cheese grater with rounded handles. YES PLEASE

What’s that table doing there 🤔

man, this guy has gesture trouble.

Fonts in the app store? 🤔

Dense iPadOS Springboard is gonna mess up my 1:1 phone:ipad icon correspondence. Boo, hiss.

Notes in oodles of different spaces. Nice.

Mini iPhone Xs on the slide-in app. Nice.

iPadOS? Damn.

Siri talk to me all day about chemistry plzzzzzzz

Boots modeled on ski boots? Gotta try everything, I guess.

Diary of your life. Mine’s gonna be more boring than the ones in the WWDC sample…

HATS!

OK, Sign In With Apple…almost seems neat. Of course, Apple is relaying e-mail for you…

Wow, Reminders got leveled up.

Totally flat black Now Playing. Hmm.

Swiping keyboard 🤔

You can tell the Slack users in the audience because they’re the ones with the all-white laptop screens.

Faster app downloads/updates? Tell me how!

Only 85% on iOS 12? That’s not as high as it used to be, is it?

No third-party watch faces. Hunh.

Wonder what the Noise complication does to battery life.

…or encrypted in iCloud 🤔

This Noise app is my jam. Decibel meter on my wrist? Yes please.

This is the kind of nerd thing I’d like for my working out, especially since I’m getting into cardio a little bit more.

But will my Headspace thingo be able to add the mindful minutes back to my iPhone?

Rhumba lessons. Does Cuban Pete teach as his day job?

I’d run Oceanhorn 2 on my iMac. Installing a kext for my Switch Pro Controller isn’t something I want to do ever again, though.

“Beautiflu”. OK, happens to even the best of us.

Never thought I’d see a night-owl-pride thingo like this.

Cute 3D line-drawn animated icons.

Decent music.

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/livestream/ doesn’t even support dark mode. Sad!

Do you miss your Twitter timeline blowing up whenever a WWDC keynote happens? DON’T WORRY I GOTCHU FAM

new toy of the day: https://github.com/lotabout/skim

Tempted to make a “dark motherfucking website” also-satire that has the minimal amount of @media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) to keep people from blowing out their retinas when viewing the site at night.

@mdosch@mdosch.de I’ve tried to play games on my phone and iPad but none of the games I’ve ever played on them seem to stick. I’ve had fun — briefly — with Threes and FTL and Really Bad Chess and so forth, but I don’t seem to stick with any one game on my iOS gizmos like I have with, say, FTL-on-Steam, much less TF2 or Dota 2.

In today’s brew update && brew upgrade: new bat, harfbuzz, and lsd. Is this the universe’s way of pointing me towards transcendent joy?

Anyone who says that iPads are bad for gaming is an ignoramus and/or a liar. I beat Picross S’s P060 and I wouldn’t have been able to finish it if I hadn’t been able to take pictures of the TV with my iPad to be able to easily back out of hypohetical block arrangements that turned out to be wrong.

not a minute later, currently humming: “Perform This Way” by “Weird Al” Yankovic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_BmTGv43M

currently humming: “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ”

all my friends are in agony over the Game of Thrones series end and all I can do to try and understand is remember how utterly confused I was by the nondeominational church at the end of LOST

Cute. wget --mirror --random-wait didn’t.

@lahvak@lahvak.github.io Not too soon, I hope?

@mdosch@mdosch.de not dead yet.

Make your website better in bed. Use @media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) { /* … */ }.

uni kuru toga party

@tux0r@rosaelefanten.org “best viewed in a rusty nail” just sounds weird to me, though.

Took a long walk earlier today and now I want to take a short nap.

Today I learned that onions are a sulfur-rich food. You can experience this yourself if you caramelize down roughly seven onions and eat half the batch in one sitting. Try not to do this if you’re going to be around people with functioning noses.

In other news, https://generative.fm/ now has a sleep timer

I wish https://generative.fm/ had a clone of Moby’s “Alone” called “Forever Alone”

Last night’s minor win: moving ~/.gitconfig and ~/.gitignore to ~/.config/git

Saw https://github.com/matteocorti/roll in the updated-formulæ list in Homebrew. I had no idea https://github.com/topics/dice-roller was a thing.

Looking for a suitable dip for your peanut-butter cups? Remember that sweetened condensed milk is liquid at fridge temperatures, while bacon fat is solid.

Concept of the day: “Radar Chicken”, whereby two computer nerds encourage the other to file a bug report so the other doesn’t have to

“Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

You know, Desert 2 is probably the best static Mojave wallpaper. It has enough light parts for the daytime, yet it also is generally dark enough to work well in dim lighting. Not many photographs are like that.

If Cthulhu, Chernobyl, and Pripyat all call you at the same time, who gets the busy signal?

https://www.microsoft.com/ie/ 404s. End of an age, I tell you.

@kas@enotty.dk adiabatic. My insulin levels are self-regulating and not too high.

https://generative.fm/ is my Spotify

I art-directed a website. The end boss was finding out how to make the black parts of a black-on-transparent image a light gray after finding out that CSS can’t do this itself yet.

hmm, twtxt 1.2.3 includes “User-Agent:” in its user-agent string…

I want to like exa, but its default color choices are hot garbage. Don’t these people who use purple ever try using a terminal with a black background?

Interestingly enough, Visual Studio Code keeps running bash as its preferred shell, even though it isn’t the login shell anymore.

@kas@enotty.dk now that I understand fish enough to port over the contents of my .bashrc and .bash_profile, I’m starting to get used to it. How’s having different shell preferences for login/interactive treating you?