Call My Cell
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Goodhart’s Law
![[later] I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/goodharts_law.png)
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Orbital Argument
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Light Leap Years
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Crossword Constructors
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Treasure Chests
![[earlier]](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/treasure_chests.png)
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Research Account
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Sphere Tastiness
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Banana Prices
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Log Cabin
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Relationship Advice
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Greenhouse Effect
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US Survey Foot
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Minnesota
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Fast Radio Bursts
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Spelling
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Log Alignment
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Astronaut Guests
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Net Rotations
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Bug Thread
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Sheet Bend
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Like This One
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Supernova
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Fever
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Range Safety
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2024
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Iceland
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Supersymmetry
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Hydrothermal Vents
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Definitely
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Love Songs
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Puzzles
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Label the States
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DateTime
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the Wrong Stuff
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Compact Graphs
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Space Typography
![And over heeee[...]eeeere (i)s Saturn.](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/space_typography.png)
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Typical Seating Chart
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X Value
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Decay Modes
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Oceanography Gift
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Thanksgiving Arguments
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Rebuttals
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Materials Scientists
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Empiricism
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Date Line
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Redshift
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Redshift
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Parameterball
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Messier Objects
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Doctor’s Office
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Under the Stars
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Breaker Box
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Dendrochronology
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Daylight Saving Choice
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Extinction Mechanisms
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Black Holes vs Regular Holes
![Created by the collapse of: [massive stars]
Professional Oaths
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Inspiraling Roundabout
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Sign Combo
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Earth Layers
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Language Acquisition
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Dubious Islands
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Odyssey
![Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/odyssey.png "Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but \")
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A Halloween Carol
![[after a minute]](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a_halloween_carol.png)
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Factorial Numbers
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Book Podcasts
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Lying
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Urban Planning Opinion Progression
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xkcd Phone Flip
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Haunted House
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Iceberg Efficiency
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Exoplanet Observation
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Brassica
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Gold
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Autumn and Fall
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Abstract Pickup
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Fossil
![The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fossil.png "The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word \")
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Path Minimization
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Inspiration
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Pronunciation
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Circuit Symbols
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Electron Holes
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Types of Solar Eclipse
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Car Wash
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Perseids Pronunciation
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What To Do
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Solar Panel Placement
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Free Fallin’
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How to Coil a Cable
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Moon
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Daytime Firefly
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Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)
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Anti-Vaxxers
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Global Atmospheric Circulation
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Marshmallow
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Geohydrotypography
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Fireflies
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