You know what I run on my servers? Not PHP.

Exactly! 😂

This is the fix for the PHP vuln:

https://github.com/php/php-src/commit/31c0ea7d7ff1d1fccb6492e52dab544011628065#diff-1e0e6a2362d21e5db547d25a3d6116e522ee84604513d92f30f11507caa7fc8f

Look at … look … look how … JESUS CHRIST, this diff is huge. Holy shit.

Obviously, no human could have written this, let alone understand it. We’re fucked.