netcat perhaps

Look at the size of this coffee!!! 😱

💭 Remember kids 🧒

The “Cloud” is just someone else’s computer(s).

Well, that’s another bug: The search https://twtxt.net/search?q=%22LOOOOL%2C+great+programming+tutorial+music%22 yields the wrong hash. It should have been poyndha instead.

@xuu@txt.sour.is That impersonation bug is dang cool! :-)

alert the twt police!!

hmm this isnt right..

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Over a month now. I think since Jan 8th this year.

@thecanine@twtxt.net Lol… I just don’t change my default profile pictures. (Well, only when my teammates ask me to.)

#fridayreads #bookstodon

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@doesnm@doesnm.p.psf.lt Haha, that’s great! :-D

They fixed it. :-D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8b7HFUXPqk

Dillo is bad stuff, try something better.

Nanotechnology inside you as a result of COV19 injections if you received some, (red arrow) is completely destroyed by nicotine placed onto the microscope slide within seconds (blue arrow).

Dr Bryan Ardis explains that a 17mg doses of nicotine cures all virus diseases and all damage done by virus diseases within 17 days of taking this safe chemical.

Shalom

[47°09′24″S, 126°43′14″W] Transfer 25% complete…

hmm interesting work here.. ill give it a look.. @lyse@lyse.isobeef.org do you know if it is even storing the url into the AST object? afair the code to parse tags url should be the same as the mention url.

@thecanine@twtxt.net The thing is, all these IVR phone systems are so fucking useless it’s not even funny. They either can’t understand you, are stupid as fuck, or somewhere in between. You spend minutes to hours trying to figure out how to get anywhere you basically just end up giving up. I think it’s done on purpose 😱

@prologic@twtxt.net careful, if you provide too much feedback, your feedback button might also disappear. 🫠 Also recently celebrated the 1st anniversary of the MS Teams multilingual spellchecker bug, Microsoft actually acknowledged and promised us to fix. And by “bug”, I mean it being completely broken.

[47°09′06″S, 126°43′25″W] Carrier too weak

Sorry it appears I have having difficulty understand how to help you.
Please contact Microsoft at aks blah balh balh

250.000 scrobbles!

How does my current, cumulative digital listening stats compare with the first ten years of it?

Well, Mindless Self Indulgence got more plays than +ko+ko+, Sieben got into my top 10 bands (Empyrium falling into 11th place).

In sum: almost nothing changed, the only “surprise” is Sieben getting more plays these last few years (there was a time it wasn’t even part of my Top 15).

Feel free to geek out around what I scrobble at https://www.last.fm/user/Mind_Booster

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e.g Spam Act 2003 of Australia

I guess this is why companies get away with breaking all kinds of stupid ass lawas 😅

So I was advised by the FTC to file a complaint with the Internet Crimes Complaints Centre (IC3) – That is, the FBI. They have an online form that you can use, however it is clearly designed for US citizens, not designed for cross-country complaints such as from AU. Needless to say, I tried to speak with a lovely woman on the phone (who would not say here name, only her badge number: 9834) where we went through the form together. Managed to get to the 3rd page, at which point the “Address” had an asterisk next to it (*) – I advise operator #9834 that I was not comfortable handing out a specific address, at which point she responded:

Well the IC3 online form is the correct form. Thank you. Goodbye.

And hang up! Haha 🤣 wut da fuq?! 🤦‍♂️

#mood

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Phase #1 done. – Next disk! 💪

In some organizations, engineers in the general field of IT (Software, SRE, etc) are recognised hierarchically as: Intern, Graduate, Junior, Mid, Senior, Staff, Principal, Distinguished.

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org it is the same as my current avatar here, the original pixelart is 51x51 (including the empty lines and columns, to ensure it doesn’t get covered, when it’s shown through a circular cutout).

For some reason, Jira has two identical avatars for each user, with different resolutions (48x48 and 24x24), depending on where in the app they’re shown. Jira also comes with SVG ones, but custom SVGs cannot be added by users.

This also cannot possibly be to save space for Atlassian, because if you also have an Atlassian account for Confluence, there’s yet another avatar type, that’s 256x256 and can be different than the two identical small Jira ones.

Lastly Jira profile pictures can have transparent background, but the Confluence ones cannot.

%2Fh

all%27s+good%2C+25469%21+sending+this+from+dillo-plus+on+tinycore

[47°09′06″S, 126°43′58″W] Sample analyzing complete – starting transfer

What’s up!?

yes 😋 . He wanted to talk about the recomendation portions.

https://doesnm.cc/address.png

[47°09′24″S, 126°43′55″W] Taking samples

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org @bender@twtxt.net The funny thing is, this person, is still trying to convince me to go to this thing. I don’t even know wut da fuq it is?! Do they smoke peace pipes or something? Is it a hooker joint or something?! I have no idea 🤷

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One of the things I love about Plan 9 is how the interfaces make this possible: add snapshots to any block storage, at the kernel level, in less than 700 lines of code. http://9p.io/sources/contrib/blstuart/snap/devsnap.c

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@thecanine@twtxt.net Some precious cloud space. Probably the Atlassian one.

How does one end up with an avatar of that weird size to begin with? :-D

@falsifian@www.falsifian.org Do you want me to reconfigure my nginx to look at the User-Agent in order to serve you a different file for the time being? ;-) Good luck with your paper!

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Open-plan offices are just a giant mistake. I’ve never seen a single working one where people can actually concentrate. Except when I was the first one around in the morning.

@prologic@twtxt.net @bender@twtxt.net Looks like something for /dev/null.

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Same 😢

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Schön mal noch eine Querreferenz zu haben. Danke!
Beide O-Maten haben ähnlich Ergebnisse für mich. Das bestätig mich in meiner bereits getroffenen Wahlentscheidung für den 23. Februar.

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Der Wahl-O-Mat zur Bundestagswahl 2025 ist da!

Lei de Bases do #Clima: #ZERO alerta para atrasos críticos

A ZERO assinala o terceiro aniversário da Lei de Bases do Clima, lamentando atrasos na sua aplicação. Medidas essenciais, como planos de mitigação e a constituição do Conselho de Ação Climática, continuam por concretizar. Apesar de pequenos avanços na Assembleia da República, a ZERO apela à urgente implementação das disposições da lei para garantir uma ação climática eficaz e credível.

https://zero.ong/noticias/zero-considera-que-a-lei-de-bases-do-clima-ainda-e-uma-promessa-vazia/

@bender@twtxt.net I’m really not sure wtf happened tbh 🤣

@twtxt.net@twtxt.net seems like you showed interest on some Snake Oil kumbayah. LOL.

Hi James, great to hear your interest. So this is an exclusive roundtable luncheon with people in the IT, Engineering, DevOps and Technical professionals. This is an opportunity to benchmark and share stories and experiences with like-minded peers in a closed-door, Chatham House Rule environment where you will be given the opportunity to speak openly and candidly.

I’m not even sure what half these words mean hmm 🧐

@falsifian@www.falsifian.org deal, I will stop writing twtxts for the next 96 hours (giving you some extra buffer there)!

[47°09′14″S, 126°43′17″W] –interrupted–

Yes everything fine from it: gopher://shibboleths.org/5/win31/irc.zip Screen of IRC client for Win311: https://dropmefiles.com/DD4t9

Eu juro que a minha fase #ManOwaR já passou há décadas, mas pela segunda vez numa #musiquinta sou tentado a escolher a “Achilles, Agony and Ecstasy in Eight Parts” deles, desta vez para o tema #história, porque realmente esta música conta a história de… bem, o título diz, e se querem melhor explicação ouçam ;-)

https://youtu.be/X0AnLvPs6JE

Robert is predicting more terrible weather funneled into the top end.

Hello Win 3.11! Can you connect over irc with chat.freenode.net/6697 -ssl ?

Who likes irc with chat.freenode.net?

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I love finding content on Gopher because it’s devoid of paid favoritism, be it in ads or search results.

I have a paper deadline coming up, so will everyone please stop writing twts for the next 48 hours, thanks.

While I now have a somewhat working fix for it in yarnd (https://git.mills.io/yarnsocial/yarn/pulls/1232), I also have the feeling that I should fix literal formatting in lextwt as well. This also uncovered more bugs I believe: https://git.mills.io/yarnsocial/go-lextwt/pulls/28

But then there is also the question why the textarea is populated with @<url> in the first place rather than @<nick url> or yarnd’s own @nick@domain/@nick syntax. It indeed has to do something with whether I follow the mentioned feed or not.

Anyway, something to investigate for future Lyse or maybe @prologic@twtxt.net and/or @xuu. G’night!

@movq@www.uninformativ.de This time it works! (For the first time). Using mutt, yes, and the config is yours. I’ll contact you later, when I have more data. Some time needed to experiment. Thanks!

@prologic@twtxt.net I become part of the automotive industry IT, so now I do morally neutral things and earn average money.

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Righto, must be some caching thing that’s going on, too. Now, with JS enabled and a feed that I follow, hitting “Reply” actually automatically enters @nick@domain in the textarea. Submitting it correctly writes “@in the feed. Let's dig…

@bender@twtxt.net @prologic@twtxt.net I can reproduce this locally, too. But it doesn’t matter if I follow the feed or not. With JS enabled, hitting “Reply” opens a textarea with @<url>. Submitting this writes @<domain url> instead of @<nick url> in the feed.

However, when I have JS disabled, “Reply” jumps to the top of the page, but the the textarea is at the bottom. So, after scrolling down, the textarea is not filled with anything. Which is expected I reckon. Entering @nick@domain or just @nick resolves to the correct @<nick url> in the feed.

canja de galinha é ramen à portuguesa
#verdades

@prologic@twtxt.net @movq@www.uninformativ.de I sadly agree.

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Whether in the office or at home, I get nothing done. ;-) Well, while this is almost true, I actually tried to respond to the other thread I started myself, but starting the editor it switched immediately to this one. Any idea why this happens?

@movq@www.uninformativ.de So true! Either I’m hanging around with my direct teammates socializing in person in a meeting room or some other workmates are making so much noise in the open-plan office that I cannot concentrate at all. In any case, completely unproductive. :-D Luckily, I very rarely have to go to the office.

[47°09′52″S, 126°43′15″W] Storm recedes – back to normal work

[47°09′34″S, 126°43′42″W] Weather forecast alert – storm from E

Discovering doesn’t just apply to recent things ;-)

Nobody that does good things earns a lot of money.

@hacker-news-newest@feeds.twtxt.net Blah blah blah AI opinion blah blah

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Bahahahahahahaha 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🙌😆🙌

@jost@jost.sdfeu.org Reach out to @movq@www.uninformativ.de 🤗

Gopher can’t be discover because it’s already 34 years old. From Windows 3.11 again…

[47°09′56″S, 126°43′16″W] Dosimeter fixed

[47°09′43″S, 126°43′22″W] Dosimeter malfunction

Thanks for your replies to my ‘Hello World’. Seems I can post but not reply myself. Using jenny, who isn’t as gentle as the name suggests ;-) I’ll figure it out.

[47°09′08″S, 126°43′50″W] –no signal–

My hike today started off with a nice great spotted woodpecker right after the town sign. The -1°C didn’t feel all that cold in the sun. Even on the flat, I had to open my jacket with the sun on my back. The biotope got dug over, that’s now looking really sad. And they also fell a few large chestnuts. Surprisingly, there was actually snow on the mountain. Not much, maybe around three centimeters at most. It was melting and falling down the trees, which looked really cool. I enjoyed it a lot: https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2025-02-04/

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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org 🤭

@f1ee6 Hello, for my part, I’m discovering Gopher :-). Really cool to give a little life to old computers. For the moment, I access Gopher from an old Mac G3/OS9, lynx on linux on an I3 laptop and for fun, Gopher from my old Palm PDA with Overbite. Lots of good things to all, friendship from France ;-)

Artigo com trinta anos, podia ter sido escrito hoje…

@madcap https://ciberlandia.pt/@madcap/113946421665600002

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funny to come across this; been working on something similar then got distracted by trying to force lynx to wrap at 80 columns w/o breaking words..

hola gopherites

@bender@twtxt.net Bwhahahahaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa! :-D Oh man, my cheeks are hurting and eyes are watering. :-D I love it!

@falsifian@www.falsifian.org Yes! The first part about the history was my favorite. Not that the second one about finding life on Mars wasn’t interesting, no, not at all! But maybe it’s just that Earth is a bit more relatable. :-) I’m sure they will dig up something eventually.

@eapl.me@eapl.me Hahahahaa, this is truly brilliant! :-D The file descriptor slider is funny as heck! :-D

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