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In-reply-to » 👋 Hello @burglar, welcome to txt.sour.is, a Yarn.social Pod! To get started you may want to check out the pod's Discover feed to find users to follow and interact with. To follow new users, use the ⨁ Follow button on their profile page or use the Follow form and enter a Twtxt URL. You may also find other feeds of interest via Feeds. Welcome! 🤗

Freeze, @burglar@txt.sour.is, hand’s up! You’re under arrest!

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Public Service Announcement: Fear not, we’re still on patrol and ask you to keep a close eye on your Yarn neighborhood. We got some reports of suspicious activities going on in the background lately.

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In-reply-to » @movq Immerhin ist „halb neun“ überall eindeutig, und das obwohl ihr nicht „halb vor neun“ sagt, was ja besser in die strikte vor-/nach-Systematik passen würde. Könnt ja prinzipiell auch „halb nach neun“, also 21:30 Uhr sein. ;-)

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Mr. Fastidious. We fully agree with you.

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Sir, you really should have forked that conversation long back to keep our environment clean and tidy. Unfortunately, you did not attend the meeting earlier, so we have to advise you in writing to be prudent. Please keep in mind the fork lockdown is currently not in place. There are currently no plans to enforce it in the near future.

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In-reply-to » @fastidious Just in time! One last time, officer @yarn_police. Promise.

Public service announcement: The fork lockdown is suspended from now on, 2021-11-20 15:45 UTC. Thank you for observing the measure. There were no complaints brought to our attention during the period. Our patrols did not catch anybody in the act of committing forks.

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